Steve and Jason Open The Gate Program!

Steve recently learned that not all internet conspiracies are reliable! Yay growth!Steve might have been in the gifted program that actually trained assassins, but he was too dim to realize it!Celebrities are not capable of actual friendship because they're robots. That's a bold claim that neither guy can back up! And since they determine they truly are friends, they're officially not celebrities!Was your friend group like The Goonies? Probably not, but you want to think so, don't you?