Strap-on Nose / Six Eight / Shitpisser

from Shitpost Mortem · host Amy and Beth and Lily

We discuss stupid ideas such as: cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into) making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/ https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A strap-on nose (for the bedroom) language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?) Microwave that only has an add 30 second button trying to make "six eight" a thing Cum EULA (from Lily) toilet that uses piss to flush shit

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