and you all you peas and carrots. Welcome to another episode of Jesse and Wilder's Guide to Life. My name's Jesse. His name's Wilder.
And the third name that you're looking for, which was also in the episode description, so maybe you already know. It's Johnny Stanton, friend of the show, friend of our lives. Hello. Johnny's here.
Johnny fucking bananas. Yeah, I'm here. Welcome to the program. He's a friend of the show.
He's a friend of the other thing that I do. I'm a day one. He's a friend of us. He is a Cleveland Brown.
He's a UNLV alum. Yeah. I'm listening. My mom took a course at UNLV one time, because she's from Las Vegas.
So you guys are basically old classmates. Yeah. You're like my nephew. He is.
My graph is Johnny's nephew. It's an important thing to clarify. Yeah, yeah. That's how we all know.
We didn't mention that. That's the real reason why I'm on this, because I'm in favor of my nephew. Despite him being 10 years my younger or something like that. Gang, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, all. Before we get into it, I did make a promise in the last episode that Johnny Bananas does not know about, because the episode has not been released at the time. But I do have a little game segment. And Johnny, you get to participate, too.
Wonderful. Is this a Wikipedia reader? No, no, no. So what we have here is it is fact or fallacy we have here.
Oh, man. Please don't tell me this has anything to do with any late night hosts. It sure does, because Johnny Bananas, in the last episode that you have not heard yet, is that I did Wilder Shago on the Jimmy Fallon ride at Universal Orlando. Did you know?
First of all, did you know there was Jimmy Fallon ride? No, I've been a four to one side. I only tend to go back for a couple reasons. Neither did I.
And what I didn't know about the Jimmy Fallon ride was everything, number one that is a ride at all. Number two, I told McGrath. What is it called? Can I ask what it called?
I don't know. I really called it Jimmy Fallon. What? What?
You prepared a game? You don't have the name of the film. Oh my god. OK, I'm going to look up.
Jimmy Fallon ride. It is called Race to Our New New York Star. Of course. Of course.
I told two friend of the show, Jacob Rubin, and McGrath a variety of facts about the Jimmy Fallon ride, all of which were true. They did all sound made up, though. So I'm going to just pitch you guys. We're going to sort of run back to this second game.
We'll get back to it. This is sort of a figure at Outlander for the deep cut heads out there. And this is about Jimmy Fallon. This is about the ride.
No, these are, I'm going to give you four things that happened on the ride. And you're going to tell me which one is real. OK. OK.
Three of them are real. I'm so sorry. One of them is fake. Oh, OK.
One of them is the fakey. Yeah. Spot the. Yeah.
Spot the. So here's four things that happened to me on my experience on the Jimmy Fallon ride. Factor Fallon, see, here we go. There was number one.
There was a live action performance of the barbershop quartet that sometimes appears on Jimmy Fallon. OK. That is fact. The whole live action is in like there were four people working the ride who sang to you.
There were. I'll ask these questions. There was a live action performance of a barbershop quartet, those guys that were the yellow and red suits on Jimmy Fallon. Number two, you receive a masquerade style mask talking about the wooden stick with the cutout face of hashtag and are instructed to hold it over your face at one point during this ride.
OK. I like that. That is number two. Number three, Jimmy Fallon blows 3D moon dust on your face.
Johnny, what I have not told you is that at one point during this ride, you go underwater and at the end of it, you go to the moon spoiler alert for everyone that's trying to race through New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to say you have to include the context of the body that there is a moon. You go to the moon on this.
Number three is Jimmy Fallon blows 3D moon dust at your face. Number four, there is a t-shirt cannon involved. Now, you all tell me which is fact or fallacy. OK.
How many questions do we get to ask? You just don't get to ask me any questions. You tell me you get no, yeah. I know.
This is like who wants to be a millionaire. OK. Let's run through it real quick. So to recap, number one, there's a barbershop quartet.
Number two, you have to hold a mask up of hashtag the panda. Number three, Jimmy Fallon blows 3D moon dust at your face. Number four, a t-shirt cannon is shot at you. I'll be completely honest.
It's when did Jimmy Fallon get on the air? Because I think it's been that long since I've actually seen that. So it's like, I've never seen it. I last watched Jimmy Fallon when I thought Jimmy Fallon was charming.
So that puts that about at least 10 years ago. Is a hashtag panda a thing on the show? Hashtag the panda is a panda that is part of the Jimmy Fallon lore. It is a big panda costume.
I only learned about hashtag the panda at this occasion. OK, I feel like you gave me some like a hit there. This must have happened. You tell me, Johnny Bananas, which one?
Yeah, I feel like Johnny is fucking grilling the quiz master. Well, you need us to take a fucking stance. I love to see Johnny. I'm like who wants to be a millionaire?
He's going to be like, oh, yeah, Regis. Where did you? He's like, how many questions do I get to ask him? Regis is like, that's on how this works.
Johnny. Oh, man. Do not think Regis Philbin hosts the fucking who wants to be a millionaire. I don't think that's on the air anymore.
Yeah, Regis is my relevant reference. I think Kimmel. I think Kimmel hosts it. Superior, like Jimmy Kimmel.
OK, I have my answer, but I want Johnny to go first. I think it's barbershop cortex. I don't think you said live action. I don't think it was a live action.
I can see him doing your recording. I don't know. I've got to go with the quartet. Yeah, I'm going the same one too much overhead.
And like, you have to employ singers. Everything else seemed very far more realistic somehow, including Moon dust. So both of you are choosing option number one, the live action performance of a barbershop quartet. I don't know.
I feel like Jesse has a little bit of an advantage here just because he wasn't part one already. And I think that you are trying to use the Moon dust thing as like a head fake kind of thing. I'm going to switch my answer to Moon dust. I think it's going to be interesting.
You are both wrong. There is a live action performance of the barbershop quartet. And there is a point where he blows 3D Moon dust at your face. And there is a T-shirt canon involved.
But you are not told to wear a mask of hashtag the Panda. I am so sorry to disappoint you. Oh, man. And that was the one Johnny was most confident in.
He was like, yeah, you wouldn't have mentioned that. Honestly, you really. So there had to be something about hashtag the Panda on the right. He was there.
That is for damn sure. I'm the Panda one. But there was no masquerade. I believe it.
They got the Panda big get for Fallon. Thank you for playing Factor Fallency. Wow. And here we are incredible.
Eight minutes in. We haven't even mentioned that. Hopefully I better get Jesse's Wilder's got the fuck up. Well, we're going to talk about not Jimmy Fallon, hopefully anymore ever again on this podcast or any other.
I went to camp with Jimmy Fallon. So I don't know what's going to happen. That's going to be a huge problem. And I need you to call Paul right now.
He's in a merit. This is the summer camp episode. One of you two knuckleheads tell me why we're doing summer camp. I know Dearest Johnny Bananas through summer camp, through the adult summer camp that I have talked so very much about.
And we became good friends through summer camp. Someone just came to deliver me a piece of chocolate. Who the fuck delivered you to chocolate? No one.
Well, that's because the people in my household respect the recording hours. OK, well, there's no rules in this house, baby. I don't know what you're doing. I know you're laying in bed eating your chocolate.
There's no respect for the craft over there. Yeah, I'm laying in bed. No respect for the bed. Absolutely.
OK, you're fucking drunk as hell eating chocolate laying down. This is why we don't have a visitor. I'm trying to tell everyone. Kind of much like we do.
Adult camp. And you can hear that I have food in my mouth. Really, at this point. That's not my problem.
That's your problem. Bad audio. Bad audio. I think we got to go with traditional non-adult open bar summer camp, a normal summer camp experience that is like sleep away camp is implied, but it doesn't have to be.
It could be day camp. It's sort of similar. Right. So I do think because you two have formed your friendship and by extension me even knowing Johnny, us forming our own independent friendship, I do think we have to put adult summer camps somewhere.
I don't think we should talk about it much beyond that. I think that's a funny point. Well, I think it is. Open bar is a good one.
Open bar is a good one. Open bar is a good one. I think we are for responsible adults, which I will say, in our time at this experience, 95% of the people there were responsible. As Wilder has very, very accurately said, at one of these, one of the things that is so, so, so, so true.
And it's probably true at kids summer camp, I mean, based on movies, is there's always a villain. There's always a fact of villain of like the weekend, the week, the summer. I think under, I think one of the category of testing characters, and I think one of them is a villain and it's of not very, I don't know. Is it very, I think it's very quite lit.
I think you must have a moment. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, villain is incredible. I'm going to rally against.
Yeah, I was thinking of like summer camp movie villain where it's like, oh, well, he hangs out with all the kids and they're like, they played for the good capture of the flag team. So there wasn't, Johnny, would you agree there? Wasn't really that type of villain? I mean, if we're talking about what Jesse was talking about, I very well may have been a villain.
Yeah, it's true. But you had the heart of gold secretly, unlike the summer camp movie villain. Well, I appreciate that. It's just, I think it's funny because it's, you know, having not really had the sleep away kid camp experience, only having the adult sleep away camp experience, it really becomes like a person who everybody's like, you know, over the course of the weekend of the week, you don't get to know everybody.
And when you do get to see somebody who's like, we haven't really talked to one of the things you might talk about is like fucking Steve over there. Like we can kind of like, you know, like you said, a common enemy is somebody that you can kind of just like, you know, be agreed. So like this dude went way too hard last night. He started like, you know, becoming like super disrespectful or like inappropriate and, you know, he's the villain.
So Johnny, you did not go to summer camp as a child immigrant. You did not as well. I might. I went to sports day camp.
OK, same. Yeah. So I think we should just lay out our cards a little bit here. Maybe we put the card before the horse a little bit of our camp experience as a whole.
Is types of camp a category? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's like, yeah, yeah, camp type.
Are they all a two? No, I think there's some ones in there, dude. So Johnny, you've only been to adult summer camp and sports day camp. Is that correct?
Correct. And when it comes to like kids sleep away camps, the point I which I know is mainly from like media being wet hot American summer and yeah. Bonus point, wet hot American summer. That's correct.
What's the name of the fat camp movie? Heavyweights. Heavyweights. Yeah.
Fat camp got to be one for camp type. Yeah. Yeah. For about 5,000 reasons.
My camp experience is I never went to an adult camp. I was an instructor at like an educational day camp for three years. And when I was in sixth grade, I went to sleep away camp. But it was during the winter, which I'm going to go ahead and give a one for time of a summer camp.
Winter is a bad time. It does seem well, yeah, summer is sort of implied. Yeah. Summer should not have to be bonus point.
What is there? What comes in two or two and three for time? Well, OK, so I thought a lot of stuff we can talk about with time. So both season it occurs, which obviously summer is most ideal.
But also how long? Like that camp I went to was a week. And I thought that was excellent. I don't want the like, like I know some people were like, yeah, I want to win a summer camp for four weeks.
That is too fucking long for me to be away from my stuff. But you know what? I have to say so my summer camp experience was summer between fifth and sixth grade, OK? Talking young and went on a plane.
What did I watch on the plane? Good question. Big fat liar with Frankie Muniz. Thank you.
It was a great movie. That's how I remember that flight. Defined entirely by the film Big Fat Liar. Yeah, we've I've talked to a great, like revenge.
It was a big topic in a revenge episode. It's a great movie. It's the greatest movie one would say. Sure.
Well, I went to New Hampshire for summer camp for three weeks. I was very homesick. And you know what was cool about that was because it's a bunch of fucking about to be sixth grade dude. And we're so fucking cool.
And no, we don't miss our moms. But everyone will you let me know when my copy of Goblet of Fire arrives in the mail because I do need to read it right in this minute. Every single hard bro was up all night with their fucking flashlights in their sleeping bags reading Goblet of Fire. So whenever summer that came out, that's when I was in New Hampshire.
It was three weeks. It was long. But you know what? I do think that a long time is if you're going to do the classic summer camp experience, that's how you bond.
You're not going to bond with anyone after a week. All this being for media. I feel like it's got all those movies of people growing over the course of summer. It doesn't happen over the course of a week.
It has happened over at least two weeks. So I think a very quiet lit is probably two weeks. Assuming you are not at an open bar adult sleep. You can do it any longer.
Anything more than three days is a nightmare. I'm going to say then I'm going to say two to four weeks. Four is the most I'll give you. If you're staying at summer camp for five weeks, your parents say you.
I'm sorry. This morning school at this point. Yeah, it's true. I mean, just live there.
I think it's a reasonable thing because there are kids who live in New England who go to camp. I know it's not from anybody that I know. But people who go to sleep for the whole summer. Right.
Yeah. Yeah. For me, I'm not working there. I'm not working there.
I'm not working there. Those people love camp. Yeah, they do. I might be a demerit.
It's hard to camp. Is biking or climbing. We're in it is a cult for sure. And the people that are into it won't shut the fuck up about it.
But you can still sort of deal with them. Yeah. Yes. And it's the most maybe not climbing because I'm frankly sick of all the fucking climbing people telling me about climbing.
Is that a national thing or what? No, that was definitely a San Francisco thing. And it's a little bit out there. But for sure, actually, is that a demerit being into climbing?
I think it's a good camp activity because we're going to have to have activities on one of these categories. Yeah. Activity is going to be a big one. But guess who runs the climbing wall?
Someone that's into climbing. That's true. I'm basically just trying to talk shit about people that love climbing. But the people who run the climbing are also doing the zip line get thing like the jump.
Zip lines. So fun. What we do. The ring jump.
OK. Zip line of three. Zip line of three. My thing is, first of all, Wilder.
You want to talk shit about rock climbing. Fine. You know I'm not a climber. I hate them.
You're a natural born climber. I think we'll tree frog over here. Tree frog on graphic. We talked about this on the birthday episode.
And I don't want to. I'm going to fucking keep at it. You're a hike guy. And hike people are just as bad as climbing people.
And you know what's tight is if you're on a. So OK. It's they changed Olympics. They're calling it now, smartly.
It was once called color war. Not a great name by any means. So let's say Olympics. I mean, it is a classic camp game known as color war.
But it's great. Let's change it up. No worries. That is the best.
So like then you get Johnny climbing who hasn't shut up all week. But you're like Joe. We need someone. I call them Joe.
But I did just call them Johnny Johnny climbing, not bananas. Don't confuse me because we have some. I'm not Johnny. OK.
Let me give you a new name. Maurice climbing they call him. Yeah, thank you. Maurice climbing.
Yo, Maurice. We have annoyed us all weekend. But now we need someone to whip it up that wall in about eight seconds. You're our guy.
That brings people together. Oh my god. Not only that though. But that's a win win for you.
Because if Maurice hits that climbing wall and gets like four. Yeah. Boy. No one ever been so loaded in their life.
If they spend all week talking about how much they lose. Yeah, it's true. It's kind of. But I don't like that.
I need time to process that win for myself. Because as Johnny can speak to when you're in the middle of this competition, nothing else. Nothing else. There's nothing else.
I was going to say is a lot of activity or is it a whole category? Oh. Because it really is a culmination of the whole thing. Well, Johnny and I will give you another fucking negative a million is a saboteur.
Oh my god. I was doing all that did the game wrong. I wanted to fucking behead her. OK.
Are we doing this as its own thing? I think so. Because your competitiveness is never higher when there is a. When you're the whole weekend literally culminates at this 10 minute long, 15 minute long competition where everybody that you have been competing alongside, everybody on your team, Coach Shoutout, Green Team, Green Machine, Sal Sedera, everybody that you've been fighting alongside become best friends with.
You literally will pick out when you're outside my village. They're our village teams. Red Team, great teams. Those teams are like you do not talk to those people.
And when you are in that Olympics, there's nothing better than just putting somebody in the dust and running straight by somebody if it's a race or Bobby for Apple is like you get in one try and you see them take two minutes to get a bottle to get one apple. It's the best. Hey listeners, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Johnny is a professional athlete. I know he doesn't tell.
But the intense competitive nature, which he's bobbing for them apples. No, Bobby for apples is something you put in one of your other athletes. A magical thing about camp is almost always I should say. It worked out that someone I really didn't like was not on my team.
And it made it so eat like this person like, oh that fucking douchebag from yesterday. Guess what? He's on the Red Team. I have to destroy him.
So can you guys just, maybe Wilder, give me a 10 second explanation of what exactly Olympics or Color War is for the people that don't know maybe they didn't go to camp? Basically, this is an actual like old school camp thing. It's everyone in camp splits up into a number of teams, let's say three or four teams, and they compete in games all day long for like one ultimate champion, right? And then the.
It's just a one day activity. Well, kind of. It's the whole weekend. Five of us are playing volleyball.
Other people are competing in kickball. And there's all kinds of stuff going on. The way it worked for us was that whoever won all the games got head starts in what ended with a relay race. OK, so I don't really have the whole weekend.
Because you get placed on your team at the very beginning of the camp. OK, I think is like a normal experience. I don't think it's just the weekend camp that we went to. You know what?
Summer camp is the sorting hat, who shouts out how many points for Gryffindor you get? Big time, big time. Camp type? This one's just been stewing with me.
If you'd like to push back, please feel free, but a religious camp feels like a one. Well, OK, I have to push back because you're thinking of the bad ones. Like, I wish camp is definitely different than like faith camp. I was going to say if Christian camp, I think, might be a little bit lower than Jewish camp from a very outside Jewish camp is a blast.
I mean, I'm not speaking from any experience. I just, for me personally, as someone who is not religious ever, it feels wild to be like, you all are going to hang out only because you, as 12-year-old, are being told that this is what to believe in. But if you want to advocate as a two, I'm fine with that. Jewish camp is exactly what it is the joke in every movie we've ever seen about Jewish camp is accurate.
It's just a bunch of awkward, just ugly teenagers just trying to kiss, and no one can do it. No one knows how. We're all simply too ugly. So we're either playing Magic the Gathering.
Too ugly to kiss. Name a Wilder's first album. First, second, and third, baby. Bam.
I got not only do I have Jewish camp experience being a Jewish camper, my first job ever, I was a camp counselor at a Jewish camp that I went to as a child. Is day camp a two? I feel like it's, I, day camp for me is sports camp. OK, sports camp is the absolute definition of a two, because I went to two sports camps.
One of them was so great, and one of them was like a mean coach. Every counselor was like a mean coach, and there was no room for anyone that was maybe not good at sports. And that is no fun. The camp that I went to in the winter, I think I have a push for it to be a three.
It was outdoors camp. And that's great because that really leaves a lot of wiggle room. Because that's wild because you hate the outdoors. I do, bro.
But you said it earlier, the magic of camp is like, we're out there. It's fucking legit snow on the ground, first of all. And my parents, god bless them, but they were teenagers. They don't know how to do anything.
Send me up to the snow, no winter coat, one pair of pants for a whole week, and then I wore my Heelys. Oh, sick. You got Heelys? So I was absolutely killing it.
Poor ass rain one day, all I had was like a cotton hoodie. Wait, it was tight because they taught us how to build a shelter. We did a couple of fun camp things. We had a fucking snowball fight, which seems dangerous, but it was tight.
Oh, bonus point. Yeah, bonus point. I'm focused for summer camp. This is no more fight.
Yeah. That's what I think it's got to be really rare to pull that one off. I think it's a three in terms of camp type just because it's vague enough that you could do anything. That could incorporate elements of sports camp.
It could incorporate elements of like a science camp. Everything is outdoors. It's fucking camp, of course. I think I'm cool with that.
I would also like to put a three for a camp type. Yeah, hit me. Fifth grade, I was at a new school, making new friends. Might have a sixth grade.
But the thing that brought me together with friends was absolutely science camp. Oh, fuck yeah. I went away for four days for like the first time ever from my parents and got to go on hikes learning about the trees. I was a nerdy ass kid and learning about the different like wildlife going on hikes, learning, you know, doing all these science experiments.
Science camp was the shit when I was in fifth, sixth grade. Let me raise that to me, the ultimate dream, which I never got to go to. Space camp. Space camp.
I mean, come on. Yeah, come on. Okay, wait a minute. I did go to a science camp and I did make some cool fucking things with marbles.
Okay, but science. And it's not an experience, yeah. They pull the rug out from under you as a kid with science so quickly. As a fourth grader, you cannot find something cool within science.
You're like watching Bill Nye, you're making slime, you're learning about maggots. And then you get to high school, they're like, here's ninth grade biology. Enjoy this book, dickhead. You're like, where is the column?
Well, we'll dissect one eyeball from a cow later. It'll be later, don't worry about it. I got to go back to something you said earlier. Because I had a bonus point.
You said something about the magic of camp. And that is a bonus point because it's like legit magic, sometimes the way that camp can make you feel. Yeah. It's like nothing else.
I think that's a true, both point. Yeah, word. I want to go back to something you said. Is space camp real?
Is that just something that like makes that on T? It was real. It was fucking expensive though. I think it was just a prize for like the Nickelodeon game shows.
Right. It was always that. Yeah. They spin you around in the fucking guts machine.
Oh, the gyres goat. Yeah. Human centrifuge. You barf your nuts off and you're like, I love this shit.
And that'll be like, tell your parents, that'll be $400. Yeah. I remember when I was a little ninth grader, my first job ever ninth grader. I was a councilor at Camp Valley High.
And I walked in there and she was like, we're going to pay you $500 for the whole summer. And I was like, oh my god. Yeah. Cash money millionaire.
Yeah. Three months of work. $500. And I was like, are you fucking, did you say $500?
I've only had $5 before. So tight. Three months. I think slave labor is a down at one.
That's got to be a one. One. Oof. Taking advantage of the youth.
No, I can't say that. That sounds horrible. Part of the day camp that I worked for, basically you signed up for a week long classes. So I was the instructor for the GoCarts class.
We built GoCarts. That's got to be a bonus point, right? Yeah. We got to go cart.
I also got another bonus point while we're at it. Yeah. We should stop putting things in bonus points, putting them in the rubric. Where is strategy?
OK, here's what I'm trying to talk about. Sneaking in paraphernalia. It's a very simple. OK.
I think one more category, Camp Antics. Right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Yeah. Camp Antics is not. Oh, Tix, by the way. I was bitten by Tix.
When I was in Stigway Camp in New Hampshire. And that was very not quite late. I think that goes in characters. Pitten by Tikid.
Absolutely. I would love it. Sick kid is the one. Sick kid is the one.
There's always a sick kid. Yeah, sick kid is absolutely the one. That was wilder. OK.
Wait, speaking of sick kids, same deal. The kid, I mean, I was definitely a big narc as far as this goes. But the kid looks like, well, I'm not at home, so I don't have to shower. And it's like, oh, you do the kid.
Oh, that was me. Sick kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my god.
Nasty kid. I think I showered one time in three weeks while I was a. What? Oh, no.
I was like, no, maybe. I thought I was going to brush my teeth at night. And I was like, what is going on? You can't see your fucking teeth are going to fall out of your head.
You don't need a shower when you've got to lake. Yeah. Oof. Speaking of lakes, that's very quite lit.
The New Hampshire one I went to. I don't even know if it's real anymore. Meryl Vista. If that's a real camp still, they had.
It was by a lake. We did like wind surfing and paddle boarding. It was fun as hell. I think sneaking something in.
It sounds like a three to me, but I guess you could sneak something really bad in. You don't want to be the eighth grader that sneaks in vodka. That's a bad look. I think sneaking in vodka when you're at adult camp is a three.
Well, I guess, except for it's an open bar. So are you sneaking it in? Are you sure? I mean, honestly, by the end of the weekend, all alcohol is gone.
Oh, that's a demerit. That's just a life demerit. An open bar running out of alcohol is swinging a miss for me. Smores is very quite lit.
That's classic. You know what I love is the dining hall, baby. Loud. Rockace.
Choosing a table is a big thing in camp. That feels like antics. Johnny is choosing a table of three or two. That's a lot of stress for a kid.
No, that's a two. That's definitely a two. Not for Johnny. What we met this kid?
First of all, Johnny, why do you do this together? In the same almost breath that Johnny said he was not born when Mighty Ducks 2 was made, he also was playing Minesweeper on his phone. Like a lunatic. That's a...
And then Johnny was like, you guys are cool. I'm going to go try to meet some other people now. And he got up from the table and he moved away. I don't remember laying that.
Man. Ash and I were like, what the hell? We just kept blowing off by this young person who knows what Minesweeper is. And then Ash and I were like, did you know that Minesweeper was for phones now?
For phones now. I thought that's just what you did when your mom went to the post office and you got to use for Windows 98 for a couple of minutes. Yeah, but of course it's on phones now. Come on.
I'm just going to consider streaming, because Minesweeper is a demerit. I hate to tell you Johnny, but Minesweeper is a demerit. Minesweeper can be a demerit. I'm just very good at it.
I guess this goes in Olympics, although it's not necessarily exclusive to this, but like End of Camp Awards is a three to me. Yeah, a superlative. Oh, Wilder. Yes.
What was it? Camp Comedian? Or did you get Camp Comedian? Mr.
Congodiality. Mr. Congodiality. That's right.
You know what's actually a one for End of Camp Awards is the fake out. Because nothing is worse. I'm telling you this right now. It's like an award about to be given out.
And you're hearing about the whole thing where it's describing the person saying, oh, everybody loves this person. He was an amazing job dodgeball. Was it even if you become something very specific. And then everyone starts talking to you on the back.
They're like, oh, it's you. I know. And you start thinking, oh man, I'm going to win Camp MVP. And then they give it to somebody completely different.
Yeah, it's such that it happened to me. The worst feeling of all time. Award fake out, absolutely. So much.
That was so good. Damn. I got to tell you, I love a talent show. Oh, easy.
Yeah. Because even if it's bad, it's still good. Wilder loves Camp talent shows because he's very good at talent shows. Yeah, I was just.
First camp we went to. No, but even the worst one wasn't so bad. No, absolutely. You're right.
But when you can do five minutes of standup or play your own song about Parity's song about camp, yeah, like talent shows are going to be great. Yeah. Well, I can't, Johnny, every single word I said at that time I did standup is a joke that McGrath heard in about 2010. Yeah.
Wilder's entire fucking Wilder's resume is basically to be a participant in a camp talent show. It's like, can play some ukulele. I have a bunch of other weird instruments. I think it's really my thing.
Don't get that. Don't get that. Whoa. Johnny, there's a little fun back.
Hey, hey, fam. One time Johnny sang me to sleep with the ukulele. Wow. As quickly as he is themed parties.
Ok. I'm going to say themed days because I feel like parties are specifically adult camp but I do think regular kid summer camp has like today is like, you know, dress up day or whatever. And I think that's fun. Oh my God.
Character? Obviously a one rules guy. Oh, yeah. When we think about like kid like Redhead kid from What Hot American Summer the show.
The one who is the funny guy because he does funny farts, and you know he's not that funny, but everyone thinks he's hilarious. What's, where's that guy go? I mean, that's a specific thing, but that feels like a three to me. Like, why would that be anything but?
But like, no, the guy that everyone thinks is funny, but you know he sucks. Oh, right, right. I know he swiped you off your feet with funny farts, but. Yeah, he did.
I got blindsided a little bit there. I think it's a two. Yeah. And I'm surprised you've not mentioned Arts and Farts yet.
Oh yeah, Ellen Shepper and Arts and Farts and Crafts are of course a three. We also need a bad activity besides boning. I have one I think, and it might be controversial. Yeah.
I think that Steel to Bacon sucks shit. What is that? Two Ninjas. Yeah, Steel to Bacon.
It's all in the middle of basketball court. You have to run, grab it, bring it to your side, or run and grab it, score on your side. Like everybody converging in the middle. It's like that's the reason why the XFL at the very beginning of the first time XFL started.