Summer Series: Garlic Pork Roast

(Savory, garlicky, slow‑roasted, and proudly white‑stuff‑free)Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to season your roast with a spoonful of sadness. Today’s recipe is a Sunday‑dinner legend: Garlic Pork Roast — a dish so fragrant it could make your neighbors jealous through the walls.