Sweating Out Heated Rivalry, Alix Earle + Tom Brady, and New Year’s Eve

Happy 2026! We are so honored to be ushering you into the first Monday of this year!! So far the new year is bringing lots of new drama! Between Heated Rivalry, Alix Earle spotted with Tom Brady, and Dakota Johnson romantically linked to Role Model, we are seeing unlikely pairings left and right. We are beyond obsessed with our new comfort show about closeted gay hockey players and need season 2 to be released asap. We also deep dive into the rekindling of Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes, and think we’re onto something about why they ever broke up in the first place. We share some personal anecdotes about grocery shopping with a significant other, being saluted on a run, and Gab turning into a trad wife who can be spotted with sourdough starter and a sewing machine. We end the episode by petitioning against this new trend to thin our eyebrows. We are absolutely not here for it and hope you all agree! Let’s start a bushy eyebrow revolution, people! Love you all and cannot wait to see what this year has in store!!xoxo, your sweaty sisters