Sweaty Bollocks and Moist Tits – The Heatwave Episode.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're sweating through our clothes and our dignity as we discuss surviving a UK heatwave.First up: heatwave fashion. We're talking black t-shirts and shorts because that's our vibe and we're not changing it. Other summer staples include shirtless skinny men and people wearing full pajamas to the supermarket. Fashion is dead.Next crucial question: do you stay or leave the UK during a heatwave? After much deliberation, we've both agreed: absolutely always leave. The UK is a hellscape when it's warm.Then we moved onto panic summer buys - you know, those random things you impulse purchase when it's hot? Lady M said Twister lollies, but Chloe didn't hear her properly. So Lady M had to rattle off other guesses while Chloe wasn't paying attention. Then Chloe finally said "Twister lollies" and Lady M immediately claimed she'd already said that exact thing. Gaslit by your own podcast co-host, classic.We then spiraled into nostalgia comparing childhood summers versus adult summers. Lady M has plenty of golden memories to share. Chloe, on the other hand, can only remember a traumatic cat death. Moving on. We wrapped up with quick-fire rounds of what we love and hate about heatwaves - the results were predictably contradictory.Warning: Contains fashion crimes, UK weather complaints, childhood trauma, shirtless men observations, and enough gaslighting to make you question your memory.