TAPE 29 - "Jumbo 99 Cents Or Less Video Production House"

Another tape cleaned up and transcribed, another mind bending conversation from the 'Stuck. It opens in classic Bootstuck fashion with a baffling promise to “pleasure a man with a musical number,” before drifting into talk about the arrival of Spring—though any meaningful plans from Caleb seem vague at best.There's also an extended and pointless analysis of Dave’s calves, which are apparently “like bushes,” before the recording is interrupted by Steven in the other room loudly watching Of Human Bondage.Most of the discussion is supposed to be about the business name—Jumbo 99 cents or Less Video Production House—which even they admit is awful and misleading. They can’t decide if it’s a store, a video place, or something else entirely.And just as Hat Guy finally seems ready to reveal his real name, there’s the unmistakable sound of an auto collision on the line, cutting the whole thing short.I’m left with more questions than answers. But I guess that’s how these tapes always go.Send us Fan Mailwww.bootstuck.com