Target Horses, Naked Boat Thieves & Samurai Evictions | TITR Episode 1038

Welcome to This is True Really News Episode 1038! Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes bring you the headlines that are 100% true—as far as you know.In this episode:Alien Teleportation or Grand Theft Auto? A Florida man claims extraterrestrials teleported him into a stolen BMW. We discuss the finer points of "quantum entanglement" and alien car theft rings.Cleanup on Aisle 4: A Texas "cowboy influencer" takes his horse on a shopping spree through Target. It was all smiles until the 1,000-pound animal left a few "steaming souvenirs" on the polished floors.The Naked Truth: A 36-year-old joyrides a stolen boat on the Hudson River—completely nude. His subsequent hospital escape involving a doctor's lab coat and no shoes is the stuff of surveillance legend.Medieval Evictions: Meet James Jacobs, the MMA fighter running a "Squatter Removal" business in Oakland. His secret weapon? Becoming the squatter's legal roommate while wielding a four-foot samurai sword.SUBMIT A STORY:Got a headline we missed or a question for the hosts?Email us: [email protected] THE SHOW:Like, subscribe, and follow! If you're on YouTube, click that bell icon to stay notified of our latest truth-adjacent content.#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TITR #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #TargetHorse #SamuraiEviction #WeirdNews #Satire