EPISODE · Feb 12, 2026 · 38 MIN
Team Edward, Losing Weight, & Car Bugs | Consistent Chaos Ep31
from Consistent Chaos · host Jarvis and Zoey
Jarvis learns the hard way that refusing Zoey's matching Twilight shirts is basically a relationship-ending offense. Then the duo jumps into an awkward scene where a neighbor calmly confirms the worst rumor in the apartment complex: the bugs are coming from him! This episode is half comedy, pure cringe, and the ultimate creature of chaos.
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