Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Thirty Minutes Of Screaming

What Movie Should We Do Next?We argue about Texas Chainsaw Massacre across the 1974 original and the 2022 sequel, then land on a franchise score that feels brutally fair. We dig into why the first film shaped slasher history while also admitting how loud, awkward, and exhausting it can be to actually sit through. • mix-up over which Texas Chainsaw version got watched • opening banter on emo scars, aging, and survival instincts • drinks, toasts, and the show’s rating framework • 1974 plot recap and why the last stretch becomes nonstop screaming • ratings for acting, cinematography, score, plot, and rewatchability for 1974 • 2022 sequel critique on writing, fake-looking gore, and unearned themes • gentrification theme and the missed opportunity of the shooting survivor storyline • “golden path” meanings: slaughterhouse imagery and humans as meat • inserting ourselves into the movie and how a gun changes everything • final notes on camera moves, junk-table pans, and the legendary wrench throw 2.5/5Support the show