That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible

Also:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock• Three Ways to Say "Potato"• Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement• But We Still Look for Sponge Bob• A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats• Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm?Recorded April 25, 2026.