That LARRY SHOW - HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE

Why do the holidays suck? Who do we blame? ISIS' secret Yuletide recruitment tool. The politically corrected new, non-pipe-smoking, SLIM LINE Santa. 5 worst Christmas songs of all time. (SPOILER ALERT - 2 of them were from BEATLES.) John Lennon just pissed in your cocktail. A new Christmas carol for Charlie Brown AND HIS ASSISTED SUICIDE RECORDED LIVE! Which Christmas card to send not send The new UNIVERSAL Christmas greeting. Puke-inducing Christmas treats. Why singles may hate holidays more than marrieds. Why Dunkin Donuts beats the ass off Starbucks. Banned North Korean Christmas meals REVEALED. How to make your cat SING. The holiday most likely to KILL YOU.  Forget secret Santa - meet SECRET JESUS.