💩 The $1,200 Poop Pill, Picasso Raffles, & Campus Satire Crackdowns (Ep. 1057)

Scot and Tony dive into a world where a $100 ticket gets you a Picasso, a student newspaper bans jokes, and your morning "contribution" could be worth $1,200 a month. #TiTR #Satire #BizarreNewsIs satire dead on campus? We look at the University of North Carolina’s attempt to investigate an April Fool’s joke. Plus, a Parisian man hits the jackpot with a million-dollar raffle, and we discover why "healthy feces" is the hottest new medical commodity. Finally, a TikTok psychic learns that tarot cards aren't a legal defense against a $10M defamation suit.0:00 - Intro: Low Jinx & Mid Jinx1:40 - The 72-Second Sports Question Problem3:12 - Satire Under Fire: The UNC Daily Tar Heel Controversy5:45 - The "Internet Fact": French-Origin Chinese?8:38 - Winning a Picasso for $117: The Christie's Raffle11:05 - Meat Raffles vs. Picasso Raffles12:31 - The $1,209 Poop Side Hustle (Fecal Microbiota Transplantation)14:20 - Auditioning for Harvard’s... Samples?16:46 - Warning: Don't Let Your Doctor Unbuckle17:19 - The $10M TikTok Psychic: Tarot vs. The Idaho MurdersLike, subscribe, and hit the bell to push all the buttons.Leave a "well-thought-out snark" in the comments for a chance to be featured on the show!Email your missives, tomes, or first-draft novels to: [email protected]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #SatirePodcast #UNCSatire #PicassoRaffle #MedicalOddities #TikTokPsychic #BizarreNews #TrueReallyNews