The Aeneid - Book Eight: What Did the Trojans Ever Do For Us?

I mean, what have the Trojans ever given us, anyway? "Romulus?" Oh, well, yeah...ok, yeah, but apart from him. "The Salii?" Alright, yeah, I'll grant you that one too, they're decent.  "What about the Trojan Games?" Well, yes, ok, but apart from Romulus, the Salii, the Trojan Games - what have the Trojans EVER really done for us? ... "They founded Rome?" Oh do shut up!