🥯 The Bagel Laceration Disco & The Bank’s Forbidden Meth-Tube | Ep. 1062

Welcome to the Superhighway of Insanity, where the reality is weirder than the fiction we haven't written yet. In today’s transmission, Scott Combs and Tony Vercanez navigate the jagged edges of Sunday brunch and the pneumatic tubes of financial regret.In this episode of This Is True Really News:🇬🇧 The Running Fridge of Stevanage: Meet Daniel Fairbrother and his cooling companion, Tallulah. He’s training for the London Marathon with an appliance on his back, proving that the line between "charity athlete" and "appliance thief" is thinner than a copper wire.🏦 The Ultimate Drive-Thru Tip: In Woodsfield, Ohio, Jason G. Smith attempted to deposit a baggie of crystal meth into a bank's pneumatic tube. The teller was unimpressed. The K-9 was very impressed.🕺 The Forbidden Bathroom Button: In Kentucky, the Hop Shops have installed a "Do Not Push" button in their restrooms. Pressing it results in a full-sensory disco experience. It’s the only place in America where your business comes with a side of Righteous Brothers.🥑 The Avocado Hand Epidemic: We explore the triage shorthand of New York’s ERs. Are you an "Avocado" or a "Bagel"? Learn why 50,000 Americans have lost the war against pits and seeds, and why you should probably just use a Tonka truck to prepare your brunch."All the news you’re about to hear is true. Really? As far as you know."Subscribe & Bell: Click it or the fridge gets it.Email Us: Take us to task or send us your "bagel hand" scars at [email protected]:00 Woodsfield, Ohio (The Hook)1:06 Stevanage or Stevanagi?2:18 Tallulah the Marathon Fridge3:49 The Pneumatic Meth Deposit6:50 The Disco Bathrooms of Kentucky10:10 Avocado Hand vs. Bagel Plate14:50 The Tonka Truck Extraction Method#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #SurrealNews #AvocadoHand #WoodsfieldOhio #StrangeNews #ComedyPodcast #TrueReallyNews