The “Beermuda” Triangle

Show Notes:Time loops. Vanishing yachts. Warm beer and confused captains. This week, the crew of Close Encounters of The Black Swirl stumbles straight into the Bermuda Triangle—where logic sinks faster than our cooler. Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott chart a (wobbly) course through infamous disappearances, sketchy science, and time-warp theories... while Zero might’ve been navigating with a margarita recipe.Then it’s all hands on deck for our new segment, Zero’s Intercepted Distress Calls, where we play walkie-talkie mayday messages from across the cosmos—and then attempt to provide "rescue". So grab your sunscreen, pack a compass (just in case), and pray the beer doesn’t disappear mid-pour. Because summer’s here, the waves are weird, and the Bermuda Triangle just got… slurred.Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:-https://apnews.com/article/amsterdam-condom-rijksmuseum-sex-work-76352b1551ac968bbf6c182db07d3e88-https://www.kktv.com/2025/06/06/reported-bigfoot-sighting-prompts-cannabis-dispensary-offer-discount-photographic-proof/?outputType=ampSpecial Segment: Tangled In The Triangle” (The Mystery and the History)We deep-dive into the Bermuda Triangle with the following:- Where it is and why it’s a pop culture hotspot- Famous cases like Flight 19, the USS Cyclops, and the yacht “Witchcraft”- Possible (and very slurred) explanations:Laugh Alert: ZERO Intercepts Distress CallsIncoming walkie-talkie transmissions from deep within the Triangle! Each one more bizarre than the last. It’s up to our crew to respond, assist, and probably make things worse.DISCLAIMER:Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC Production. All conspiracies, jokes, and theories are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt interdimensional travel without a designated pilot.CREDIT: The internet & the Coast Guard. Be a little gentler next time - we're like very good looking peaches. We bruise easily. Except ZERO. He just rusts.Index (Social Links)IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkindTwitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4dFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/Email - [email protected]: https://ceskpod.42web.io/?i=1Podcast Outro By:Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song”Rate & Review: ✨Love the show? Help fuel the warp core!✨ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/id1474550704Spotify: Follow & hit that 5-star button!