The Birthday Episode

Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that blows lines of Sweet and Low at Dallas BBQ. It’s a BRAND NEW SEASON of Throuple and we’re celebrating Liz’s birthday with stories of our worst birthdays, which include: gruesome motorcycle accidents, Bacardi 151 poisoning, dead relatives, and the pink power ranger getting beat up by Dominican kids in the hood. *****CW because we talk about a lot of violence in this episode!!!!***** The gang begs for sponsorship from AdamAndEve and reads horrific facts from Reddit, then speculates as to who will die first of an aneurysm: the neurotic virgo or the repressed Catholic (3:11). Liz shares what’s REALLY in Taco Bell meat (23:33) and we begin to fixate on Anti Dust Agent, which we later find out is made from the bodies of Aunties who have died and been eaten by their tiny useless white dogs (30:20). Thumbtalk commences with Beau's gruesome tale of dismemberment and a lively debate over Perfect Woman Megan Fox’s mutant thumbs. He then reveals the story of his terrifying hidden scar. Monica reveals fave weird-reject-movie-platform Tubi’s secret conservative affiliation, but Liz pushes back by reminding everyone of the queer Tubi classic Gay Bed and Breakfast of Horror (41:04). Monica reveals the true dark reason for Throuple’s birthday dinner at Dallas BBQ. 🍓 YouTube bit.ly/THROUPLEPOD 🌚 listen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3Sw0WgU 🌞 listen on Apple: https://apple.co/3Hs4gnc 💌 send us hate mail: [email protected] 🍦 our spotify playlist: the perfect Saturday morning manic Brown Mom cleaning music and more: https://spotify.link/cWwg7YfmWyb 🍫 instagram @throuple_pod https://www.instagram.com/throuple_pod/ 🍦 throuple tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@throuple_pod 🍓 YouTube https://youtube.com/@ThrouplePod?si=hLwIicWoBJSJM1vk 🥂 buy us some hemorrhoid cream: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/throuplepod