THE BLUE APRON OF CRIME

Maureen has a new tooth! Dan’s kids are going to school. The last few weeks of the summer and hot and full of fun—because we’re hading into an exciting fall! Nothing weird is happening!Except for a few boxes in the back of Mar-a-Lago. There’s a little bit going on with those. Just a bit of criming. Actually, quite a lot of criming. So much criming. So many boxes.Plus, Maureen refines her cult plans. In her cult, no one turns purple. Dan has questions.Come inside this storage room, SaysWhovia! We have boxes to go through! Everyone grab a box! Blue Apron: it’s not just a meal, it’s felony espionage Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho