The Breakfast Club, It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

It’s 80 degrees in Coma, as plants and animals brace themselves for yet another springtime wind and rain storm that threatens to blow away our vast collections of yard ornaments. This is Coma News Daily. The Internet news source portal for the town of Coma This newscast, like happiness itself, is brought to you by Liquid Ham, where ham flows from the heart and pores. With updates from local townspeople including Coma News Daily Reporter, Thomas Steven John, who can no longer report future news as the Peyote crop in Coma has dried up as well as updates from the Coma Mayor himself-- Mayor Dave Anderson.