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Jan 20, 2026 23 min

The British are coming

from Basement Banter Hosted by AJ, Nick, and Caden

S3E16 - 1/20/2026 Would you rather fight a chicken that can breathe fire (but only a little bit), or a cow that can run at 60mph? If you walked into Walmart and started yelling “THE BRITISH ARE COMING,” how many times do you think you’d have to say it before you got kicked out? Rank these three potato forms: Mashed, Fried, Baked. One has to go forever. Would you rather have teeth that are soft like gummies, or a tongue that is rough like sandpaper? If you saw a guy stealing a catalytic converter, but he offered you a cool rock to keep quiet, are you taking the rock? You are left alone in a grocery store for 5 minutes. What’s the funniest thing you could do? Is a scarecrow actually scary? Do you think bugs take fall damage? If you had to replace all of the roses in the world with something else, what would it be? If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?

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