The Cigarette-Smoking Chimp, and How To Play Titanic

Natalie & Drew dig deep to find the least boring sports-related facts possible. We tell you what it’s like to live in the third-largest football stadium in America, and why Drew’s childhood included a gun-factory bar with an outdoor chimp who smoked cigarettes. (It’s real - but read the article after you listen, if you would.) Did you hang out with an imprisoned primate as a child? Play Titanic? Eat Bosco Sticks? Have a gym teacher yell Touch My Ass at you while you’re running? Then leave us a comment right here on the newsletter. We read all your comments here:Or, you can just subscribe now to hear our SIXTEEN premium episodes so far (one new premium episode every week!)You can also listen to Garbage Brain University on Spotify, iTunes, and/or Stitcher if you don’t already! And thanks again to Substack for our podcast/newsletter setup, and to The Melvins for our theme song.Think about it.* natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe