The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 5 December 2025

Two men, zero prep, and somehow we’re nearly eight years into this nonsense. In this episode, CJ and Ted realise (again) that they’ve done no planning whatsoever, so they lean fully into chaos: talking about how long they’ve actually been doing the show, why “we’ll plan next week” is a lie, and how this format weirdly still kind of works.Ted tests out the viral mayonnaise omelette in the microwave trick (yes, really), which leads to Roll-gate – did he actually say he buttered the roll or not? Evidence is presented. The Cat of the Week is a very soggy, windswept street cat with a broken umbrella, and Grok is drafted in to over-explain it like an academic paper.They dive into Reddit:- “Am I the Asshole?” for breaking up over texting habits and being left on read- A guy whose girlfriend wants him to sack his cleaner (and how that escalates fast)- The Instagram drama: is it creepy to follow 18-year-olds when you’re pushing 30?- A full watch-along and breakdown of the Hot Crazy Matrix video- Plus a detour into shower routines, cleaning hacks, gym showers vs home bills, and whether hiring a cleaner is lazy or just efficient adulting.Stick around, argue with them in the comments, and tell them if you’d sack the cleaner, unfollow the Insta model, or eat the mayo omelette.#TheCJandTedShow #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #Livestream #UKHumour #FridayNightLive #NoPrepPodcast #RedditStories #AmITheAsshole #HotCrazyMatrix #CatOfTheWeek #MayoOmelette #MicrowaveOmelette #RollGate #TextingEtiquette #LeftOnRead #RelationshipDrama #CleanerProblems #InstagramDrama #MillennialLife #WorkingFromHome #ShowerThoughts #LifeAdmin #TwoGuysTalking