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The CJ & Ted Show
by CJ Brookes and Ted James
Hosted by CJ Brookes and Ted James, this podcast is your go-to destination for a weekly dose of laughter, insights and nonsense that'll make you glad the internet was born.Join the dynamic duo as they navigate a diverse range of topics, from nostalgic musings to current affairs, sprinkled with humour and genuine conversations. Expect the unexpected, pull up a chair, and share in the camaraderie as CJ and Ted bring their unique blend of wit and charm to your ears.
Episodes
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! Friday 16 October 2026
No James Bond film makes the masterpiece tier. Yes, really.This week on The CJ & Ted Show, Ted James and CJ put the legendary world of 007 to the test in a trailer-fuelled James Bond tier list. From classic spy adventures to outrageous gadgets, questionable plots and spectacular action sequences,...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 9 October 2026
One bored scroll through Auto Trader later, CJ has a Ford Ranger, a £122 fuel bill and a fresh lesson in pickup-truck economics.Welcome back to The CJ & Ted Show, where spontaneous purchases lead to expensive consequences and a simple conversation can turn into a debate about family boundaries,...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 25 September 2026
A technical disaster, a two-hour GeoGuessr spiral and a blue bus in the Brazilian wilderness. Ted and CJ turn an unplanned late start into one of their most chaotic shows yet. After accidentally broadcasting the wrong screen, losing the stream and discovering that neither host remembered it was...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 18 September 2026
What happens when ADHD traits, creative ambition, van-life fantasies, a newly discovered cat, Rice Krispie treats and one dangerously overworked pair of trousers collide?The CJ & Ted Show is back with nearly three hours of chat, honest reflection, random tangents and ideas that somehow keep…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 11 September 2026
The CJ & Ted Show is back from its summer break… and absolutely nothing has become more organised.Technology fails, eyesight blurs, and two very underqualified detectives attempt to locate a Canadian road using nothing but hay bales, mailboxes, vague signs and questionable geography.CJ and Ted...
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The CJ & Ted Show (Not)LIVE! - Friday 29 May 2026
This week on The CJ & Ted Show… it’s technically live… but not actually live.In a special “live not live” episode, CJ and Ted battle through another UK heatwave while debating whether British houses are secretly designed to function as giant brick ovens. From air conditioning envy and sweaty...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 22 May 2026
The CJ & Ted Show is back, and this week we're taking a trip down memory lane.After unveiling a brand-new intro and outro, Ted digs through the CJ & Ted archives to rediscover some long-forgotten classics including What's In The Box?, Dragon's Tank, Stripper or Sweet?, and a few questionable...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 10 April 2026
Spring may finally be here, and CJ & Ted are absolutely thriving. From getting overly excited about sunshine and laundry drying outside, to tackling GeoGuessr capital cities with some surprisingly accurate guesses, this episode is packed with the usual chaos, laughs, and random tangents.This…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 3 April 2026
This week on The CJ and Ted Show, things don’t exactly start smoothly… thanks to more streaming chaos 😅 Once we finally get going, it’s straight into puzzles, Wordle-style challenges, and some surprisingly decent guesses (for once). There’s questionable logic, dodgy tactics, and a few very lucky...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 20 March 2026
This week on The CJ & Ted Show, things get chaotic… in the best way. We take on a series of puzzles (some easy… some definitely not 😅), dive into a new GeoGuess challenge that sends us deep into the Canadian wilderness, and somehow end up debating one of the most important questions of our time:...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 13 March 2026
In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ dive straight into puzzle chaos, starting with a word association puzzle they created themselves and shared on Reddit. The pair revisit the puzzle, check out the stats, and realise they may have accidentally become professional game designers. From...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 6 March 2026
In this Friday Night LIVE episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ kick things off with a relaxed start before diving into some strange corners of the internet. First up, they react to a selection of bizarre “life hack” style videos, questioning whether these supposed tricks are actually useful……
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 27 February 2026
In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ cover everything from politics and fasting to takeaways and online games — with plenty of chaos along the way. The show kicks off with a look at the latest UK political drama, including by-election results and shifting party dynamics. From there…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 20 February 2026
In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ kick things off with weekend plans, cooking experiments and a proper deep dive into food preferences. From chili techniques and pasta tweaks to the eternal importance of bacon at breakfast, the conversation is packed with relatable kitchen chaos,...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 13 February 2026
In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted kicks things off solo, diving into a series of Reddit’s classic “Am I the Asshole?” scenarios — unpacking relationship drama, personal boundaries, and the art (or lack) of communication. Halfway through, CJ makes a slightly surprised entrance… arriving…
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The CJ and Ted Show Christmas Special 2025
In this Christmas special episode of the CJ and Ted show, the hosts engage in a light-hearted discussion about their Christmas experiences, favourite songs, and movies. They explore the current Christmas music scene, share personal anecdotes, and debate the merits of various Christmas films,...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 5 December 2025
Two men, zero prep, and somehow we’re nearly eight years into this nonsense. In this episode, CJ and Ted realise (again) that they’ve done no planning whatsoever, so they lean fully into chaos: talking about how long they’ve actually been doing the show, why “we’ll plan next week” is a lie, and…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 28 November 2025
This week on The CJ and Ted Show, the lads go full rant mode as they tear into the latest UK Budget and what it really means for everyday people. From income tax freezes and “fiscal drag” to the looming per-mile charges on electric cars, CJ and Ted try to make sense of why it always seems to hit...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 21 November 2025
This week on The CJ and Ted Show, the lads are finally back after a short break and immediately go off on one about… well, everything. CJ reveals he’s somehow become a three-times-a-day exercise guy with a home treadmill, rower and spin bike, while Ted processes this shocking development live on...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 31 October 2025
This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ is still holed up in a hotel near Gatwick, battling dodgy Wi-Fi, 5G hotspots and overpriced room service, while Ted is back at home holding the fort. With Halloween in full swing, they dive into why it still feels like an imported bit of American nonsense in…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 24 October 2025
This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ’s holed up in a Marriott near Gatwick and the tech is just about holding together as the lads go long-distance. They kick off dreaming about big-money sponsors and doing the show from beaches around the world, then dive into a properly British rant: should you...
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The CJ and Ted Show - Friday 17 October 2025
Join Ted and CJ as they explore a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of renters' rights and the challenges of modern living to the lighter side of pet antics and the quirks of online interactions. With personal anecdotes and humorous insights, they delve into the everyday experiences that...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 10 October 2025
Dive into the latest episode of the CJ and Ted Show, where chaos meets comedy! This week, CJ and Ted tackle everything from the quirks of British culture to the hilarity of Comic Con adventures. Listen as they share tales of tech mishaps, including the infamous camera blurs and audio glitches…
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The CJ and Ted Show Live-ish - Friday 3 October 2025
On this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, things get real (and a bit ridiculous) as they dive into the ups and downs of relationships—especially when one person’s doing way more than the other. There's a classic Reddit Am I The Asshole? post about money, family, and awkward expectations in a…
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The CJ and Ted Show Live-ish! - Friday 26 September 2025
Is the five-day grind a thing of the past? In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we dig into the growing calls for a four-day workweek and what it might mean for productivity, mental health, and our overall quality of life. We also explore how AI is changing the way we work – for better or…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 19 September 2025
This episode takes a more thoughtful turn as Ted shares stories from his latest travels, along with some of the odd encounters and memorable moments along the way. We also take a moment to acknowledge the passing of Charlie Kirk – a figure who came up often on the show and whose death gave us…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 1 August 2025
In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we get into the chaos of renting and the ridiculous state of house prices in the UK right now. We also talk through the UK’s new Online Safety Act – what it means, why it’s controversial, and how it could impact free speech online. As ever, there’s a…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 27 June 2025
It’s hot, they’re tired, and one of them is dangerously close to starting a bacon-based argument with themselves. This week on The CJ & Ted Show, the duo return with tales of heatwaves, hot cars, and hotter tempers. CJ shares his low-budget methods for cooling down a vehicle (spoiler: they may...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 6 June 2025
Join CJ and Ted on this week's CJ & Ted Show LIVE!, as they dive into a range of relatable topics including aging, questionable grooming choices, and the surprising side-effects of energy drinks. The hosts share personal experiences dealing with neighbourhood disputes, navigating tricky family...
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 30 May 2025
In this episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE!, CJ and Ted reflect on life's routines and the realities of getting older, particularly their changing sleep habits and struggles with energy levels after late-night shows. Ted compares waking up to recovering from a minor accident, while CJ admits plans…
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The CJ & Ted Show LIVE! - Friday 23 May 2025
Join CJ and Ted for another lively episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE!, where once again technology tries its best to derail the show! This week, CJ wrestles with a stubborn Windows update, sparking plenty of frustration and colourful language. Beyond the tech turmoil, there’s the always delightful...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 9 May 2025
Join CJ and Ted for another hilarious episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE!, packed with everyday anecdotes and comedic takes on life's minor mishaps. CJ shares his excitement (and struggles!) over his brand-new Flymo hover mower, tackling the challenges of his unexpectedly bumpy garden. Meanwhile,...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 2 May 2025
This week, CJ and Ted tumble into May with a chaotic but hilarious mix of nostalgia, domestic drama, and cat-related inventions you didn’t know you needed. They dive into stories of unhinged parenting, dodgy pet diets, steak and ale pie triumphs, laundry mishaps, and dream interior design ideas...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 25 April 2025
This week on The Tuesday Show LIVE, CJ and Ted dive into St. George’s Day, the strange world of public holidays, and the ever-changing habits around smoking, work culture, and modern media. They share hilarious takes on cultural quirks, talk about awkward legal behaviour that feels wrong (even…
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 4 April 2025
This week’s episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE dives into spring with a mix of fast food fails, April Fools’ nonsense, tech talk, and emotional real talk. CJ and Ted unpack the horrors of Taco Bell, reflect on clowns, and debate whether Apple Wallet will ever truly replace your actual wallet. From...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 28 March 2025
In this lively and wide-ranging episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE! (28 March 2025), CJ and Ted wander through a delightfully unpredictable mix of topics—from the eternal toilet roll debate and social media burnout, to the incredible story of a cat that lived for 30 years. They reflect on…
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 21 March 2025
In this episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE! (21 March 2025), CJ and Ted bounce between nostalgia, lazy-day philosophies, TV favourites, and a few unexpected tangents. After a brief run-in with technical gremlins, the conversation kicks off with classic military dramas, the slow pace of old shows…
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 21 February 2025
CJ and Ted are back for another live episode where they chat about everything from their new streaming schedule to the swift passage of February. In this episode, they share humorous personal updates, kick off a playful cat-naming segment, and dive into the challenges of modern relationships—from...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 14 February 2025
The VD Special! Join CJ and Ted for a very special (and slightly chaotic) Valentine’s Day episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 14 February 2025! From the commercialisation of romance to hilarious gift ideas gone wrong, this episode has something for everyone—whether you love or loathe the...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 7 February 2025
CJ and Ted are back for another episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 7 February 2025! From dealing with technical difficulties to discussing relationship dilemmas, this episode is packed with real talk, humour, and a few unexpected twists. The show kicks off with video call struggles,...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 24 January 2025
CJ and Ted are back for another episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 24 January 2025. This week, they’re tackling everything from work to relationships, with plenty of laughs and a few unexpected twists! First up, they chat about the idea of a four-day work week—could it make us happier, or...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 17 January 2025
CJ and Ted are back with a bang for The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 17 January 2025, bringing you laughs, relatable chaos, and plenty of fun! This week’s episode has everything: the great toast debate (is it cooking or not?), wild social media shenanigans, and the madness of shopping with kids....
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 10 January 2025
CJ and Ted are back for another lively episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE (aired on 10 January 2025), diving headfirst into a mix of food, health, and some hilariously awkward debates! The pair share personal health updates and their experiences with weight loss, unpack the sugar dilemma, and…
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 3 January 2025
Kick off 2025 with a fresh and exciting episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE! Join CJ and Ted as they dive into the highs and challenges of starting a new year. From setting realistic resolutions and building stronger friendships to exploring the complexities of relationships, this episode is packed...
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The Tuesday Show Podcast Christmas Special 2024
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and CJ and Ted are back with their highly anticipated Christmas Special! In this festive episode, the duo reflects on past Christmas specials, the highs and lows of 2024, and takes on a hilarious and heartwarming Christmas quiz. Along the way, they tackle...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 22 November 2024
In this episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE (aired on 22 November 2024), CJ and Ted tackle an important topic: men’s health in honour of International Men’s Day. From mental health and self-care to physical fitness, they share insights, personal experiences, and thoughts on breaking...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 15 November 2024
In this episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE (aired on 15 November 2024), CJ and Ted let the chat steer the conversation, leading to a mix of fascinating topics! They dream big, imagining what they’d do if they won the lottery, from buying narrowboats to chasing dreams of living in the...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 18 October 2024
Get ready for another food-filled episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE with CJ and Ted! In this week's stream (aired on 18 October 2024), the dynamic duo dives into a smorgasbord of tasty topics, from the perfect roast dinner to indulgent puddings and snack-time favourites. They debate...
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The Tuesday Show LIVE! - Friday 11 October 2024
In this latest episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE, CJ and Ted dive into some wild and imaginative questions. What would life be like if you could live without sleep? The hosts explore the endless possibilities, from productivity to world domination (well, almost). They also share the...
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The Tuesday Show (Nearly) LIVE! - Friday 4 October 2024
In this pre-recorded episode of The Tuesday Show, CJ and Ted dive into a delicious mix of food, tech, and nostalgia! From the evolution of cooking appliances like air fryers and slow cookers to the classic comfort of casseroles and dumplings, this episode serves up plenty of food for thought. The...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hosted by CJ Brookes and Ted James, this podcast is your go-to destination for a weekly dose of laughter, insights and nonsense that'll make you glad the internet was born.Join the dynamic duo as they navigate a diverse range of topics, from nostalgic musings to current affairs, sprinkled with humour and genuine conversations. Expect the unexpected, pull up a chair, and share in the camaraderie as CJ and Ted bring their unique blend of wit and charm to your ears.
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Hosted by CJ Brookes and Ted James, this podcast is your go-to destination for a weekly dose of laughter, insights and nonsense that'll make you glad the internet was born.Join the dynamic duo as they navigate a diverse range of topics, from nostalgic musings to current affairs, sprinkled with...
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