The Cock Pageant 2025 ( Video Edition)

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️