The Cookie Jar

Get ready to laugh as we dramatize the thrilling and hilarious adventure of a 14-year-old James sneaking cookies from the kitchen in the dead of night, navigating creaky floors and the ever-watchful eye of his mom. It's a mission impossible with a twist—gas pains and all! Next, we dive into this week's news quiz where contestants hilariously stumble over who said, "Ouch, my ear." Spoiler: It wasn't Trump, but a mosquito-bothered Cornel West! James shares his grievances about the summer heat, algae battles, and his dental woes, with a surprise guest co-host: Pepe the Penis! Yes, you heard that right. Pepe helps James tackle a disturbingly bizarre story about a money ritual gone wrong involving maggots and urine—it's as gross as it sounds, and James doesn't hold back. Finally, we spin the wheel of random topics, landing on leather, which sparks a nostalgic and funny conversation about fashion, school hygienists, and James' disdain for flossing. Wrapping up with some playful banter, James and Pepe keep it light, despite the heavy topics. Tune in for a mix of comedy, absurdity, and just the right amount of cringe in this unforgettable episode of Sneeze! 🌬️🍪🦠 And here is the link to the Urine/Maggot story if you dare! https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Money-Ritual-Woman-finds-maggots-in-her-urine-after-sex-with-son-1941420 Written and performed by James Whittingham. Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno. Help me pay podcast expenses by donating today by PayPal or E-Transfer:https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VMDCRPHLNR8YE E-transfer [email protected] Montly donates appreciated. Thanks. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show Contact James [email protected] Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com