The CORNDOWN pt 286: with Woody Harrelson as Woody Boyd

This CORNDOWN kinda sucks. I start off losing my phone, wallet, keys, and even the car. Shopping carts keep getting tangled, sucking in keys, or smashing into things, with wastedmemory stepping in to make it even worse by trying to disengage buggies and change the batteries before they get sucked into my car. Also I am wearing a wire for reasons I can’t discuss, then the food calls start with sneezing on burgers, food that sound like crickets near wooded areas at dusk, plus my chili lid gets stuck. Whuppy shows up with bread that could bend light, while catalyst brings a boneless potato that turns into a prize for me more than once. Snappy bakes gets beef patties in the wrong shape, chili sucks up in my keys, and Tifff drops in with a soda half full of spiders. It all rounds out with wastedmemory mixing spaghetti while buccshot proudly declares he has found chili the best in America. It just sucks. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com