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Feb 3, 2022 14 min

The Cost in Costco

from Smarty Pants Lance

Smarty Pants Lance dons his visor and sleeve garter, grabs his adding machine, and totals up the cost in Costco and other discount membership warehouse stores. Go right on in, have a look around, and find bargains galore! A bargain is something you don't really need, at a price you can't afford to turn down! Fill up on highly processed food samples while you empty your wallet! Please don't leave until you've spent it all! Here's a great idea for a date: Meet at the outside food counter and have a slice of pizza pie or n all "beef" dog. Then, go inside and watch a movie on one of the TV's for sale! There's no discount to Lance's humorous take on membership discount warehouses.

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