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EPISODE · May 27, 2026 · 1H 32M

The Couple Nobody Wants There

from Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast · host Bill Moran

The crew is FINALLY back together and within minutes it completely goes off the rails in the most Billified way possible.Bill welcomes Mark, Kevin and Laura back to the studio and immediately realizes something terrible…he (and basically the podcast) missed both Dan AND Laura’s birthdays. In true Bill fashion, he now has a plan to bring everyone together this Summer…which somehow spirals into a hilarious conversation about cookouts, weddings, plus-ones and the one friend whose significant other nobody can stand.Inspired by the rumors surrounding Taylor Swift’s wedding guest rules, the crew dives into the uncomfortable truth every adult friend group knows: there’s always THAT couple. Do you say something? Do you quietly avoid them all Summer? Or…are YOU actually the person everyone secretly hopes doesn’t show up?Things get even weirder when the conversation shifts to polyamory, open relationships and why younger generations seem far more comfortable rewriting the rules of relationships entirely. Laura helps explain what polyamory actually is, Bill wonders if polyamorous people are simply more honest than everyone else, and the crew debates whether dating apps and infinite options have permanently changed commitment, love and emotional dependence.Also in this episode:Are people STILL vague-booking on social media?Why does one person on this show always know where the drama is?The alternative rideshare app Laura thinks her boyfriend would absolutely useMark asking Bill to call a VERY well-known woman to see if she’ll go out with himA voicemail gets left…Will she call back?Plus a wildly competitive round of Name That TuneSummer officially starts here and the chemistry of this crew reminds you exactly why people love Billified. Funny, honest, chaotic, slightly inappropriate and way too relatable. Enjoy!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

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The crew is FINALLY back together and within minutes it completely goes off the rails in the most Billified way possible.Bill welcomes Mark, Kevin and Laura back to the studio and immediately realizes something terrible…he (and basically the podcast) missed both Dan AND Laura’s birthdays. In true Bill fashion, he now has a plan to bring everyone together this Summer…which somehow spirals into a hilarious conversation about cookouts, weddings, plus-ones and the one friend whose significant other nobody can stand.Inspired by the rumors surrounding Taylor Swift’s wedding guest rules, the crew dives into the uncomfortable truth every adult friend group knows: there’s always THAT couple. Do you say something? Do you quietly avoid them all Summer? Or…are YOU actually the person everyone secretly hopes doesn’t show up?Things get even weirder when the conversation shifts to polyamory, open relationships and why younger generations seem far more comfortable rewriting the rules of relationships entirely. Laura helps explain what polyamory actually is, Bill wonders if polyamorous people are simply more honest than everyone else, and the crew debates whether dating apps and infinite options have permanently changed commitment, love and emotional dependence.Also in this episode:Are people STILL vague-booking on social media?Why does one person on this show always know where the drama is?The alternative rideshare app Laura thinks her boyfriend would absolutely useMark asking Bill to call a VERY well-known woman to see if she’ll go out with himA voicemail gets left…Will she call back?Plus a wildly competitive round of Name That TuneSummer officially starts here and the chemistry of this crew reminds you exactly why people love Billified. Funny, honest, chaotic, slightly inappropriate and way too relatable. Enjoy!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.Watch the full episode on YouTube by searching Billified and support the pirate ship by clicking here https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support Thank you for making us a part of your day!  Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

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