The Crying Cryptid: Pennsylvania’s Melancholy Squonk

Send us Fan MailIn this heart-wrenching (and slightly weird) episode, Andi and Feliz venture into the deep hemlock forests of Pennsylvania to track down the most pathetic creature in North American folklore: The Squonk. Known as the "crying cryptid," this saggy-skinned, mole-covered beast is so ashamed of its appearance that it spends its life weeping—and if you corner it, it might just dissolve into a puddle of tears.We trace the Squonk’s history from the 1910 lumberjack tales of William T. Cox to its surprising appearances in pop culture with bands like Genesis and Steely Dan. We also discuss Squonkapalooza, the annual cryptid festival in Johnstown, PA, that celebrates this misunderstood "sad-sack" of the woods.But the spirits aren't just in the forest! In our "Somebody Told Me" segment, we share two incredible listener stories: a feisty regular at an Irish pub who refused to let her Chardonnay go to waste even after death, and a powerful, bittersweet dream of a father’s final goodbye. So grab a tissue, because this time our monster isn’t terrifying; it’s tragic. And maybe, just maybe, a little relatable.Join us as we follow the tear-streaked trail of the Squonk through Pennsylvania’s forests and folklore.Do you have a spooky story that you’d like included in the You Two Scare Me Podcast? Check out our website at: www.youtwoscaremepodcast.com and go fill out the “Somebody Told Me…” form. We might include your tale in an upcoming episode!The You Two Scare Me Podcast is hosted by Andi Zyvith and Feliz AndrewsOriginal Music by Stefan TatkaDisclaimer: The You Two Scare Me Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views, opinions, and discussions presented in this show are those of the hosts and guests, and should not be considered factual statements, professional advice, or verified accounts. Our content often includes folklore, paranormal stories, urban legends, and speculative material, which may not be historically accurate. Listener discretion is advised, as some episodes may include sensitive themes such as death, violence, or trauma. All stories are shared with respect for the cultures and communities connected to them, and no harm or offense is intended.Support the showVisit our Socials!Instagram:  @youtwoscareme_podcastFacebook:  You Two Scare Me PodcastTikTok: @youtwoscaremepodcast