The Dogs are Barking

People continue to spew idiotic claims in support of their misguided beliefs. Just a giant country of lost children, wandering the mall, getting stuck in a photobooth, covered in shit and McDonalds smears. Your mom's not even looking for you. She noticed you were missing ten minutes ago and a little part of her hopes that some cartoonishly pedophilic man swooped you up and saved her the embarrassment of watching you grow up into a fatter and stinkier man than your father. But hey, maybe you'll get to meet the president! That'd be pretty cool, wouldn't it?