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EPISODE · Apr 28, 2025 · 1H 16M

The Dugout Hangout (feat. Matty Stu)

from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time

This is episode 72 of the WET Podcast.WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/FOLLOW MATTYhttps://www.instagram.com/mattystucomedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Bureaucracy00:02:56 - JD Vance Drops the Ball00:04:20 - Killing the Kennedy’s00:05:16 - JD Vance Killed the Pope00:06:21 - May 30th for the WET Live Show00:06:31 - Barron Denied from Harvard00:07:20 - Katy Perry in Space00:09:34 - What does 2S Mean?00:10:22 - Bezos Sent the Wrong Ladies to Space00:11:11 - Aishe Bowe is an Actual Aerospace Engineer00:12:24 - More on Blue Origin00:15:20 - Testicular Tangulation / Bluetooth Balls00:17:40 - Squattie Pottie00:18:46 - Phillip Needs to do Latter Drills Again00:19:19 - Austin Comedy Combine00:20:30 - Markus Can’t Jump00:21:19 - Reminiscing on Youth Sports00:22:20 - Lacrosse is Savage00:23:54 - Kevin Gates/Lebron Beef00:24:54 - The Cuck Bit00:25:24 - Shannon Sharpe Saga00:27:39 - Maria Taylor Sex-Saga00:28:23 - Shedeur Sanders Saga00:28:51 - Coach’s Son Special Treatment00:32:02 - Lebron and Bronny Special Treatment00:33:55 - More Youth Sports Stories00:35:57 - Racism in the NFL Draft00:37:33 - 3rd World Grounders00:38:51 - Bartolo Colon Origin Story00:39:50 - Nicotine in Sports00:40:36 - Matrix Broken in Minor League Baseball Game00:41:31 - Baseball in Japan00:44:40 - Knuckleballs00:46:33 - Arguing Balls and Strikes00:50:19 - Markus Reffed Intramural Frat Basketball00:50:47 - Phillip’s War Stories from Reffing Youth Soccer00:51:39 - Matty Stu Coached on Friday Night Tykes (Texas Youth Football)00:52:53 - Parents Getting Ejected from Little League Games00:55:40 - Markus Decked a Kid in Hockey00:58:01 - More Parents Getting Ejected Stories00:59:17 - Phillip Learned the Word “Bastard”01:00:35 - New Sitcom Idea: “Little League Parents”01:02:27 - Phillip’s Forgotten No-Hitter in Softball Championship01:03:53 - The Dugout Hangout01:05:50 - Phillip’s Marching Band Stories01:07:18 - Best Walk Out Songs01:08:43 - Little League Drafts01:09:50 - Russia Picked Kids’ Careers Early01:10:10 - Liberal Arts Sucks01:11:41 - Teaching Kids Comedy01:15:30 - Wrap it Up01:16:07 - We Miss You Justin!_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

This is episode 72 of the WET Podcast.WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/FOLLOW MATTYhttps://www.instagram.com/mattystucomedy/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Bureaucracy00:02:56 - JD Vance Drops the Ball00:04:20 - Killing the Kennedy’s00:05:16 - JD Vance Killed the Pope00:06:21 - May 30th for the WET Live Show00:06:31 - Barron Denied from Harvard00:07:20 - Katy Perry in Space00:09:34 - What does 2S Mean?00:10:22 - Bezos Sent the Wrong Ladies to Space00:11:11 - Aishe Bowe is an Actual Aerospace Engineer00:12:24 - More on Blue Origin00:15:20 - Testicular Tangulation / Bluetooth Balls00:17:40 - Squattie Pottie00:18:46 - Phillip Needs to do Latter Drills Again00:19:19 - Austin Comedy Combine00:20:30 - Markus Can’t Jump00:21:19 - Reminiscing on Youth Sports00:22:20 - Lacrosse is Savage00:23:54 - Kevin Gates/Lebron Beef00:24:54 - The Cuck Bit00:25:24 - Shannon Sharpe Saga00:27:39 - Maria Taylor Sex-Saga00:28:23 - Shedeur Sanders Saga00:28:51 - Coach’s Son Special Treatment00:32:02 - Lebron and Bronny Special Treatment00:33:55 - More Youth Sports Stories00:35:57 - Racism in the NFL Draft00:37:33 - 3rd World Grounders00:38:51 - Bartolo Colon Origin Story00:39:50 - Nicotine in Sports00:40:36 - Matrix Broken in Minor League Baseball Game00:41:31 - Baseball in Japan00:44:40 - Knuckleballs00:46:33 - Arguing Balls and Strikes00:50:19 - Markus Reffed Intramural Frat Basketball00:50:47 - Phillip’s War Stories from Reffing Youth Soccer00:51:39 - Matty Stu Coached on Friday Night Tykes (Texas Youth Football)00:52:53 - Parents Getting Ejected from Little League Games00:55:40 - Markus Decked a Kid in Hockey00:58:01 - More Parents Getting Ejected Stories00:59:17 - Phillip Learned the Word “Bastard”01:00:35 - New Sitcom Idea: “Little League Parents”01:02:27 - Phillip’s Forgotten No-Hitter in Softball Championship01:03:53 - The Dugout Hangout01:05:50 - Phillip’s Marching Band Stories01:07:18 - Best Walk Out Songs01:08:43 - Little League Drafts01:09:50 - Russia Picked Kids’ Careers Early01:10:10 - Liberal Arts Sucks01:11:41 - Teaching Kids Comedy01:15:30 - Wrap it Up01:16:07 - We Miss You Justin!_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

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