The Fall Guy

This is the first part of our epic 250 question saga. What would you do if you came across a body in a hotel room? Would you ignore it? Maybe you would do you duty as a civilian and immediately alert all the other hotel guests.   What would you do if you came across an active murder? Would you offer to help? Maybe you would rub your hands all over the walls.   What would you do if you could email us? Would you rewrite "The Matter of Britain" in Shakespearean prose? [email protected]   Maybe you would call us out for peeking into open hotel rooms. [email protected]