The Future's Bright Because The Present's Oranges

We meet yet more interesting characters whilst walking in rural Sheffield, including a married couple with a grudge against their neighbour and an apparent cure for blindness. Yes it might be august but that doesn't stop me doing a monologue all about Father Christmas. And who will win in the battle between the mugger and the Dadaist poet? Find out in the 33rd omnibus edition of David's Daily Digital Dollop.