The Green-Eyed Bandit

This episode starts with a full-on Tyra Banks villain breakdown as we unpack the America’s Next Top Model documentary. Power trips, humiliation framed as “growth,” and reality TV trauma dressed up like tough love.Then we pivot to the weekend. John hits a warehouse party that gets derailed when two influencers roll in and stink up the whole vibe. That spirals into a debate on celebrity etiquette. Do you approach famous people IRL or mind your business?Sika shares a mortifying run-in with someone she could not place and tries to play it off, with questionable success. We also do a Q1 goals accountability check, and John forgets what his were. Classic.And the closer: John gets emotional about seeing Miss Jay on TV being fully themself when he was a kid. Genuinely a tissues moment.