EPISODE · Feb 17, 2025 · 1H 15M
The Gulf Is Ours!
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
This is episode 62 of the WET Podcast.TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Justin just found out what Ivy League meant00:01:55 - The edibles are winning00:06:06 - Petition for Steak and Bl*wjob Day to be a nation holiday00:09:25 - Trump's press secretary is younger than us...00:11:43 - Gulf of America00:14:59 - Please don't disappear us government00:19:04 - Markus x'ed about the super bowl00:21:42 - America doesn't own panama yet?00:23:23 - Wheel of fortune needs to innovate00:26:25 - Watching sci fi to prepare yourself for the future00:30:30 - Justin was a bad boy in church this week00:32:51 - Justin's Journal: Uncommon Objects (horror cut)00:40:17 - Breaking a sweat trying not to go to the gym00:44:41 - Playing Philbongos on Markus Island00:47:49 - Markus's Dino of the Week00:54:58 - The Michigan version of Lone Star Law00:58:34 - exoticmeatmarket . com01:01:34 - Moon conspiracies01:07:36 - Kanye's super bowl commercial01:11:04 - Phil's gonna get ripped_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass
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This is episode 62 of the WET Podcast.TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Justin just found out what Ivy League meant00:01:55 - The edibles are winning00:06:06 - Petition for Steak and Bl*wjob Day to be a nation holiday00:09:25 - Trump's press secretary is younger than us...00:11:43 - Gulf of America00:14:59 - Please don't disappear us government00:19:04 - Markus x'ed about the super bowl00:21:42 - America doesn't own panama yet?00:23:23 - Wheel of fortune needs to innovate00:26:25 - Watching sci fi to prepare yourself for the future00:30:30 - Justin was a bad boy in church this week00:32:51 - Justin's Journal: Uncommon Objects (horror cut)00:40:17 - Breaking a sweat trying not to go to the gym00:44:41 - Playing Philbongos on Markus Island00:47:49 - Markus's Dino of the Week00:54:58 - The Michigan version of Lone Star Law00:58:34 - exoticmeatmarket . com01:01:34 - Moon conspiracies01:07:36 - Kanye's super bowl commercial01:11:04 - Phil's gonna get ripped_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass
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