The Idiot Test & Other Ways We'd Ruin Everything.

Episode Description:This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're discussing what we would do if we ruled the world. Cue evil laugh. What big changes would we make? Can we make it a better place? Turns out, absolutely not.We kick off with the idiot test - identifying idiots and casting them out. There's a lot of them. We tackle keeping David Attenborough's soul alive by putting him in a head jar à la Futurama (sorry David), and discuss natural selection. Again, idiots are out.Next: bank holidays. We need TWO a month, minimum, and decent ones we can actually prepare for. Lady M wants uncensored TV with more blood, gore, and violence to keep everyone happy.Other brilliant rulings include banning social media, deploying strike force teams on sexual predators, bringing back plastic (controversial), and deleting fake news with military precision.So basically, the world is still quite bad under our ruling but a little more chaotic, a little more millennial, and very Our Shit Podcast.Warning: Contains authoritarian tendencies, Futurama-inspired immortality plans, idiot deportation schemes, violent television advocacy, and enough questionable policy to concern actual world leaders.