The Jasmine Report part 1

You’ve landed on the Jasmine Report – the weekly national tracker that chronicles the latest bull corn leaking out of Jasmine’s campaign for Senate.  Now sometimes Jasmine’s mind plays tricks on her when she dreams of winning the rural vote.  “Should I go campaign at the Cracker Barrel or the Waffle House,” thought Jasmine.  I wouldn’t get too worked up with that one honey.  You’ve got a lot more apologizing to do before you land any of the Billy Jack vote.  So it’s no surprise that hurricane Jasmine hired a rapper to follow her around and make up bad songs about all her big ideas.  If Jasmine says we should put screen doors on submarines, then there must be a good reason, so don’t rule it out.  Hear Podcast - Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.