The jury says Aaron Judge is not the face of MLB

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back to air the greatest edition of any podcast in the history of live noises being recorded through third-hand applications! In fact, you can ask anybody, and you know what they would tell you? "The Relatively Speaking Podcast recorded the best third-hand application podcast in the history of podcasts." Said anybody. On this edition, the show opens with Joseph becoming Facebook Joseph. Since he doesn't have an actual Facebook account, preventing him from talking about dad things or hot-takes, he casually ponders dad stuff with his face-orifice open and noises coming out. It is riveting. After Jared gets him back on the rails: Aaron Judge is playing baseball as if he's made three shots in a row in NBA Jam. This is great for the slapstick, but the guys want the nation to cool down on the talk of him being the face of Major League Baseball. The NBA Finals is quickly coming to a close. The guys try to make a case that maybe Cleveland can come back, then decide it is probably over after Game 5. A random discussion about the television program Community breaks out. It is probably the seven greatest minutes in the greatest recorded podcast ever. Absurd Questions closes the show. Joseph asks Jared if he would rather live in the Metal Gear, Final Fantasy VII or Last of Us universes. Jared sends a query toward Joseph what team he has rooted against the hardest in his life. Follow Jared on Twitter @JmintzHoops. Joseph can be found @JosephNardone.