The Newest Holidays

 Oh my God! We just invented two brand new holidays, and you are forced to celebrate them. Novemthirteenth -- this is a holiday that takes place on November 13th believe it or not -- and Bankmas Eve, the one that takes place on December 13th. Why are they both on the 13th of the month? Don't ask us, we didn't...ok...we did. Shut up.   How are you planning to celebrate Bankmas Eve? Let us know [email protected]   Is Novemthirteenth going to be a better holiday than Thanksgiving? Probably. Considering the concept is pretty much "Thanksgiving but better". [email protected]