The One With What In The World is Sarmen Can Diego Eating?

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Jandler debuts his new belt like he’s walking a runway at Kohl’s, while Choey immediately roasts it for looking like “something a divorced magician would wear.”Then the guys discuss the shocking moment when Mr. Bing accidentally said a curse word in class. The students reacted like they had just witnessed a bank robbery, while Mr. Bing immediately entered the five stages of teacher panic.Next, one student proudly yelled, “I GOT 100% ON STAAR!” only to discover that “100%” meant they were 100% finished taking the test… not that they had suddenly become the Einstein of 4th grade. Another student somehow spent several minutes using a white crayon on white paper, creating what Choey called “the world’s least visible masterpiece.”The episode also features the debut of “Inebriated History of NIOSA,” where the guys drunkenly explain Night in Old San Antonio as if it were a combination of Fiesta, chaos, and poor life choices.Finally, they wrap things up with a Fiesta edition of “Jokin’ With Janz,” asking the important question: “What is Sarmen Can Diego eating?” Spoiler: nobody guesses correctly, but somehow the answer involves a chicken-on-a-stick, two funnel cakes, and mild regret.