Choey and Jandler's The Fun Time Super Terrific Happy Hour

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂

Here’s this week’s chaos:🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, a kid pokes himself in the nose, reminding Jandler of Red Rarpe and raising one terrifying question: What if I had sneezed?! 🤧😳Then we celebrate THE YEAR OF THE SPINA! One second there’s blood-curdling screaming, the next the kid is completely fine—because elementary school injuries apparently come with an on/off switch.We also overhear a student singing: “I’m drinking Jack all by myself…” 🎵😂On Ask a Principal, we tackle two urgent educational situations if you ever heard this: “I almost threw up…but, I swallowed it." and the unforgettable “I forgot to poop.” Administrators train for years for moments like these.Then it’s time for a CHEERS BREAK! 🍻🥨 POLKA EDITION, as Toast Around the World proves international education is better with an accordion.Finally, Choey and Jandler make their NFL predictions, which will either demonstrate their incredible football knowledge…or provide hilarious evidence to use against them later.Nose poking. Screaming. Forgotten pooping. Polka. Football.Education is beautiful. 🎙️😂

Here’s this week’s chaos:🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, a kid pokes himself in the nose, reminding Jandler of Red Rarpe and raising one terrifying question: What if I had sneezed?! 🤧😳Then we celebrate THE YEAR OF THE SPINA! One second there’s blood-curdling screaming, the next the kid is completely fine—because elementary school injuries apparently come with an on/off switch.We also overhear a student singing: “I’m drinking Jack all by myself…” 🎵😂On Ask a Principal, we tackle two urgent educational situations if you ever heard this: “I almost threw up…but, I swallowed it." and the unforgettable “I forgot to poop.” Administrators train for years for moments like these.Then it’s time for a CHEERS BREAK! 🍻🥨 POLKA EDITION, as Toast Around the World proves international education is better with an accordion.Finally, Choey and Jandler make their NFL predictions, which will either demonstrate their incredible football knowledge…or provide hilarious evidence to use against them later.Nose poking. Screaming. Forgotten pooping. Polka. Football.Education is beautiful. 🎙️😂

Here’s this week’s chaos:🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, a kid pokes himself in the nose, reminding Jandler of Red Rarpe and raising one terrifying question: What if I had sneezed?! 🤧😳Then we celebrate THE YEAR OF THE SPINA! One second there’s blood-curdling screaming, the next the kid is completely fine—because elementary school injuries apparently come with an on/off switch.We also overhear a student singing: “I’m drinking Jack all by myself…” 🎵😂On Ask a Principal, we tackle two urgent educational situations if you ever heard this: “I almost threw up…but, I swallowed it." and the unforgettable “I forgot to poop.” Administrators train for years for moments like these.Then it’s time for a CHEERS BREAK! 🍻🥨 POLKA EDITION, as Toast Around the World proves international education is better with an accordion.Finally, Choey and Jandler make their NFL predictions, which will either demonstrate their incredible football knowledge…or provide hilarious evidence to use against them later.Nose poking. Screaming. Forgotten pooping. Polka. Football.Education is beautiful. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we survived THE MAP TEST THAT TOOK ALL DAY! At some point it stopped being an assessment and became a hostage situation. 📚😵‍💫Then comes the phone call every parent dreams of: “Mr. and Mrs. Schmedlapp…something happened with your son today.” What happened? Did he fall? Get in a fight? Nope. He almost got his HEAD stuck in a classroom chair. 🪑😂 That’s a sentence they definitely don’t cover in teacher training.Finally, we end with a truly heart-whelming tale as Jandler becomes an unlikely hero and reunites a lost Tamagotchi with its owner. ❤️ Because sometimes teaching isn’t about test scores or curriculum…it’s about making sure a tiny digital creature gets home safely.MAP testing. Heads in chairs. Tamagotchi reunions.Just another completely normal week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, apparently 2nd Grade Fight Club is now a thing. We’d tell you the first rule of 2nd Grade Fight Club…but somebody already told the teacher. 🥊😂Then we meet a Porch Pirate who may be in for a little surprise when they discover exactly what they stole. Sometimes karma doesn’t knock—it just gets delivered right to your porch. 📦🏴‍☠️Meanwhile, Jandler tells the horrifying tale of Velez vs. Velasquez and asks the question nobody wants to ask after an ENTIRE YEAR: “Wait…have I been calling her the wrong name this whole time?!” 😳 At this point, just transfer schools.We also debut “Cheers Around the World!” 🌎🍻—our educational contribution to international relations—and discover some exciting new “Phonics” in school, because apparently kids have decided the English language wasn’t confusing enough already.Fighting. Stealing. Mispronouncing names. Drinking around the world. And questionable phonics.We’re basically an educational podcast now. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discover that elementary school has apparently become an action movie when a kid yells, “Hold my milk carton!” Nothing good has ever followed that sentence.Meanwhile, remember that mountain of school supplies? Yeah… we lost FIVE glue sticks in ONE DAY. At this rate, the class will be using mashed potatoes as adhesive by October.We’re also only two weeks into school and there’s already SO. MUCH. CRYING. And apparently the kids are emotional too. Plus, we learn that when young children get excited, angry, or mildly inconvenienced, they communicate primarily through wild-animal screams.Finally, we escape the classroom and play another round of “Where On Earth Is Sarmen Can Diego Drinking?” 🌎🍺 Because after two weeks of school… somebody should be drinking.

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discover that elementary school has apparently become an action movie when a kid yells, “Hold my milk carton!” Nothing good has ever followed that sentence.Meanwhile, remember that mountain of school supplies? Yeah… we lost FIVE glue sticks in ONE DAY. At this rate, the class will be using mashed potatoes as adhesive by October.We’re also only two weeks into school and there’s already SO. MUCH. CRYING. And apparently the kids are emotional too. Plus, we learn that when young children get excited, angry, or mildly inconvenienced, they communicate primarily through wild-animal screams.Finally, we escape the classroom and play another round of “Where On Earth Is Sarmen Can Diego Drinking?” 🌎🍺 Because after two weeks of school… somebody should be drinking.

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick off the school year with fire alarm maintenance—because nothing says “welcome back” like random beeping and wondering whether you should evacuate or just keep laminating.Then it’s Meet the Teacher Night, featuring hours of smiling, talking, and staring at the massive pile of school supplies that looks incredible… for now. Give it three weeks and nobody will own a pencil.During Story Time, Jandler shares his VA appointment encounter with the Melancholy Lady, whose enthusiastic response of “That’s so exciting” somehow contained absolutely zero excitement.Finally, we find out “What’s Chappin’ Choey?” as Choey officially returns for another school year refreshed, recharged, and already annoyed. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick off the school year with fire alarm maintenance—because nothing says “welcome back” like random beeping and wondering whether you should evacuate or just keep laminating.Then it’s Meet the Teacher Night, featuring hours of smiling, talking, and staring at the massive pile of school supplies that looks incredible… for now. Give it three weeks and nobody will own a pencil.During Story Time, Jandler shares his VA appointment encounter with the Melancholy Lady, whose enthusiastic response of “That’s so exciting” somehow contained absolutely zero excitement.Finally, we find out “What’s Chappin’ Choey?” as Choey officially returns for another school year refreshed, recharged, and already annoyed. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick off the school year with fire alarm maintenance—because nothing says “welcome back” like random beeping and wondering whether you should evacuate or just keep laminating.Then it’s Meet the Teacher Night, featuring hours of smiling, talking, and staring at the massive pile of school supplies that looks incredible… for now. Give it three weeks and nobody will own a pencil.During Story Time, Jandler shares his VA appointment encounter with the Melancholy Lady, whose enthusiastic response of “That’s so exciting” somehow contained absolutely zero excitement.Finally, we find out “What’s Chappin’ Choey?” as Choey officially returns for another school year refreshed, recharged, and already annoyed. 🎙️😂

🍻 The Super Fun Time Happy Hour — This Week!Choey and Jandler are back for another episode of education, entertainment, and wondering why adulthood requires so many passwords.🏴 First, we give a very special England sponsor “shoutout” to HitVolley.com — the company apparently revolutionizing package delivery by figuring out exciting new places for your package to disappear. 📦❓ Thanks for…whatever it is you’re doing over there.📋 THE YEARLY TRAININGS ARE COMPLETE! We survived another round of mandatory training questions featuring brain-busters like: “If a student is on fire, should you A) help them, or B) continue eating your sandwich?” Somehow, we passed.🌍 Our “Cheers Around the World” song just got even more international because KENYA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! At this rate, we're going to need a four-disc greatest-hits album just to finish saying cheers.✏️ Then we discuss one of the strangest traditions in education: teachers spending their own money just to set up the classroom where they work. Imagine starting at an office and your boss saying, “Welcome aboard! Your cubicle is empty. Staples is down the street. Good luck.”🚪 We also have an update on the mysterious 3rd Grade “rooms.” We put “rooms” in quotation marks because apparently walls, doors, and personal space are now considered optional upgrades in public education.📺 STORY TIME! Jandler decides it’s finally time to cancel cable, beginning an epic adventure involving customer service, retention specialists, mysterious fees, and one company desperately trying to convince him that paying $187 a month to watch six channels is actually a fantastic deal.🎬 And finally, grab your popcorn because we debut a brand-new segment: JANDLER AT THE MOVIES! Jandler reviews movies with all the authority of a professional film critic and all the sophistication of a man who considers the popcorn bucket part of the meal.It’s packages, pointless trainings, Kenya, broke teachers, questionable classrooms, cable-company warfare, and movie reviews…Just another completely normal week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour. 🍻🐿️🐰

🍻 The Super Fun Time Happy Hour — This Week!Choey and Jandler are back for another episode of education, entertainment, and wondering why adulthood requires so many passwords.🏴 First, we give a very special England sponsor “shoutout” to HitVolley.com — the company apparently revolutionizing package delivery by figuring out exciting new places for your package to disappear. 📦❓ Thanks for…whatever it is you’re doing over there.📋 THE YEARLY TRAININGS ARE COMPLETE! We survived another round of mandatory training questions featuring brain-busters like: “If a student is on fire, should you A) help them, or B) continue eating your sandwich?” Somehow, we passed.🌍 Our “Cheers Around the World” song just got even more international because KENYA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! At this rate, we're going to need a four-disc greatest-hits album just to finish saying cheers.✏️ Then we discuss one of the strangest traditions in education: teachers spending their own money just to set up the classroom where they work. Imagine starting at an office and your boss saying, “Welcome aboard! Your cubicle is empty. Staples is down the street. Good luck.”🚪 We also have an update on the mysterious 3rd Grade “rooms.” We put “rooms” in quotation marks because apparently walls, doors, and personal space are now considered optional upgrades in public education.📺 STORY TIME! Jandler decides it’s finally time to cancel cable, beginning an epic adventure involving customer service, retention specialists, mysterious fees, and one company desperately trying to convince him that paying $187 a month to watch six channels is actually a fantastic deal.🎬 And finally, grab your popcorn because we debut a brand-new segment: JANDLER AT THE MOVIES! Jandler reviews movies with all the authority of a professional film critic and all the sophistication of a man who considers the popcorn bucket part of the meal.It’s packages, pointless trainings, Kenya, broke teachers, questionable classrooms, cable-company warfare, and movie reviews…Just another completely normal week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour. 🍻🐿️🐰

🍻 The Super Fun Time Happy Hour — This Week!Choey and Jandler are back for another episode of education, entertainment, and wondering why adulthood requires so many passwords.🏴 First, we give a very special England sponsor “shoutout” to HitVolley.com — the company apparently revolutionizing package delivery by figuring out exciting new places for your package to disappear. 📦❓ Thanks for…whatever it is you’re doing over there.📋 THE YEARLY TRAININGS ARE COMPLETE! We survived another round of mandatory training questions featuring brain-busters like: “If a student is on fire, should you A) help them, or B) continue eating your sandwich?” Somehow, we passed.🌍 Our “Cheers Around the World” song just got even more international because KENYA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT! At this rate, we're going to need a four-disc greatest-hits album just to finish saying cheers.✏️ Then we discuss one of the strangest traditions in education: teachers spending their own money just to set up the classroom where they work. Imagine starting at an office and your boss saying, “Welcome aboard! Your cubicle is empty. Staples is down the street. Good luck.”🚪 We also have an update on the mysterious 3rd Grade “rooms.” We put “rooms” in quotation marks because apparently walls, doors, and personal space are now considered optional upgrades in public education.📺 STORY TIME! Jandler decides it’s finally time to cancel cable, beginning an epic adventure involving customer service, retention specialists, mysterious fees, and one company desperately trying to convince him that paying $187 a month to watch six channels is actually a fantastic deal.🎬 And finally, grab your popcorn because we debut a brand-new segment: JANDLER AT THE MOVIES! Jandler reviews movies with all the authority of a professional film critic and all the sophistication of a man who considers the popcorn bucket part of the meal.It’s packages, pointless trainings, Kenya, broke teachers, questionable classrooms, cable-company warfare, and movie reviews…Just another completely normal week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour. 🍻🐿️🐰

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick things off with a very special "shoutout" to a  England "sponsor"  HitVolley.com... mostly because their package apparently took the scenic route around the globe. Customer service may have lost the shipment, but they definitely gained a podcast mention. The guys also celebrate the latest podcast rankings, proving that people around the world are willingly listening to two educators argue about complete nonsense—and somehow that's working out pretty well.Then comes the shocking announcement: Choey and Jandler are breaking up??? Don't panic—it lasts about as long as a kindergarten friendship after someone steals a crayon. Feelings are hurt, dramatic speeches are made, and everyone is back to normal five minutes later.Next, they debut a brand-new song (complete with a music video) to celebrate 75 countries listening now, because apparently one thing every podcast needs is an unnecessarily catchy tune that you'll be humming for the rest of the day.Finally, they wrap things up with a Trip Advisor segment featuring hilarious World Cup stories from around the globe. Whether it's strange fan traditions, travel mishaps, or unforgettable adventures, one thing is certain: if Choey and Jandler are your travel guides, you're probably going to miss your flight—but you'll have a great story to tell afterward. 

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick things off with a very special England sponsor "shoutout" to HitVolley.com... mostly because their package apparently took the scenic route around the globe. Customer service may have lost the shipment, but they definitely gained a podcast mention. 😆The guys also celebrate the latest podcast rankings, proving that people around the world are willingly listening to two educators argue about complete nonsense—and somehow that's working out pretty well.Then comes the shocking announcement: Choey and Jandler are breaking up. Don't panic—it lasts about as long as a kindergarten friendship after someone steals a crayon. Feelings are hurt, dramatic speeches are made, and everyone is back to normal five minutes later.Next, they debut a brand-new song (complete with a music video), because apparently one thing every podcast needs is an unnecessarily catchy tune that you'll be humming for the rest of the day.Finally, they wrap things up with a Trip Advisor segment featuring hilarious World Cup stories from around the globe. Whether it's strange fan traditions, travel mishaps, or unforgettable adventures, one thing is certain: if Choey and Jandler are your travel guides, you're probably going to miss your flight—but you'll have a great story to tell afterward. 🌍⚽🍻

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick things off with a very special England sponsor "shoutout" to HitVolley.com... mostly because their package apparently took the scenic route around the globe. Customer service may have lost the shipment, but they definitely gained a podcast mention. 😆The guys also celebrate the latest podcast rankings, proving that people around the world are willingly listening to two educators argue about complete nonsense—and somehow that's working out pretty well.Then comes the shocking announcement: Choey and Jandler are breaking up. Don't panic—it lasts about as long as a kindergarten friendship after someone steals a crayon. Feelings are hurt, dramatic speeches are made, and everyone is back to normal five minutes later.Next, they debut a brand-new song (complete with a music video), because apparently one thing every podcast needs is an unnecessarily catchy tune that you'll be humming for the rest of the day.Finally, they wrap things up with a Trip Advisor segment featuring hilarious World Cup stories from around the globe. Whether it's strange fan traditions, travel mishaps, or unforgettable adventures, one thing is certain: if Choey and Jandler are your travel guides, you're probably going to miss your flight—but you'll have a great story to tell afterward. 🌍⚽🍻

Aquí está la segunda parte... y, de alguna manera, la situación se vuelve aún más disparatada.G-Ball y G-Money regresan a The Super Fun Time Happy Hour para seguir divirtiéndonos mientras el grupo se enfrenta a varios juegos de trivia sobre Seinfeld, demostrando de una vez por todas que saber demasiado sobre una serie «sobre la nada» es, en realidad, un talento.¿Quién recuerda los episodios más rebuscados? ¿Quién pierde los papeles bajo presión? ¿Y por qué parece que G-Ball está grabando desde el túnel Lincoln? Nunca llegamos a resolver ese misterio, pero sí nos reímos de ello.Prepara tu bebida favorita, repasa tus conocimientos sobre el Festivus y acompáñanos en la divertidísima conclusión de este especial de dos partes. No habrá sopa para ti... a menos que estés escuchando.

Part 2 is here...and somehow things get even more ridiculous.G-Ball and G-Money return to The Super Fun Time Happy Hour for even more laughs as the gang battles through multiple Seinfeld trivia games, proving once and for all that knowing way too much about a show about nothing is actually a talent.Who remembers the most obscure episodes? Who completely falls apart under pressure? And why does G-Ball sound like he's recording from the Lincoln Tunnel? We never really solve that mystery, but we do laugh about it.Grab your favorite drink, brush up on your Festivus knowledge, and join us for the hilarious conclusion to this two-part special. No soup for you...unless you're listening.

Esta semana, en *The Super Fun Time Happy Hour* de Choey y Jandler, el bar está abierto, las pistas son cuestionables y, una vez más, ¡la geografía es totalmente opcional!Los invitados especiales G-Ball y G-Money se unen a Choey y Jandler para la segunda entrega de «¿Dónde diablos está Sarmen Can Diego... bebiendo?». ¿Lograrán seguir las pistas, localizar a Sarmen y averiguar en qué bar se esconde esta vez? ¿O simplemente se perderán estrepitosamente y terminarán pidiendo otra ronda?Esta es la primera parte de un episodio dividido en dos entregas, así que la aventura —y las locuras— apenas comienzan.¡Más pistas, más tragos y más risas por venir!

🎙️🐿️🐰 Esta semana, en la *Super Fun Time Happy Hour Summer Edition*, Choey y Jandler hablan sobre cómo es realmente el verano para los maestros: dormir hasta tarde, perder la noción de qué día es y fingir que el próximo año escolar todavía está MUY lejos.Luego, Jandler se enfrenta a una crisis veraniega devastadora: **quedarse sin espacio en la computadora.** Al parecer, cuatro temporadas de locuras de podcast, fotos cuestionables y archivos con nombres como "FINAL-FINAL-USA-ESTE" ocupan muchísimo espacio.Por último, estrenan el juego **"¿Dónde en el mundo está Sarmen Can Diego... bebiendo?"**. Sigue las pistas, adivina el país y descubre dónde está disfrutando Sarmen de su próxima bebida para adultos. La geografía nunca había sido tan educativa... ni tan alegremente etílica. 🌎🍺

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on the Super Fun Time Happy Hour Summer Edition, Choey and Jandler discuss what summertime is really like for teachers: sleeping in, forgetting what day it is, and pretending the next school year is still VERY far away.Then Jandler faces a devastating summer crisis—running out of computer space. Apparently, four seasons of podcast nonsense and files named “FINAL-FINAL-USE-THIS-ONE” take up a lot of room.Finally, the guys debut the first-ever game of “Where in the World Is Sarmen Can Diego… Drinking?” Follow the clues, guess the country, and figure out where Sarmen is enjoying her latest adult beverage. Geography has never been this educational—or this tipsy. 🌎🍺

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler unveil Jandler’s newest game: “Where on Earth Is Carmen San Diego Drinking?” In this thrilling competition, players must determine which country Carmen is currently partying in based on a series of increasingly questionable clues. Is she sipping Guinness in Ireland? Doing tequila shots in Mexico? Nobody knows—but one thing is certain: Carmen should probably call a rideshare.The guys also look ahead to their summer plans, discussing potential guest appearances for upcoming episodes. Expectations range from “interesting conversations” to “complete train wrecks,” which, to be fair, is also how most of their episodes start.Finally, they reveal plans to convert some of Season 4’s greatest moments into Spanish-language versions. Thanks to modern technology, listeners can now enjoy the same jokes, confusion, and questionable life advice in an entirely different language. Jandler is especially excited that his translated voice sounds less like a teacher and more like a late-night radio host selling romance novels.It's a shorter episode this week, but it still manages to answer one important question: Where is Carmen drinking now... and does she have a designated driver? 🍻🌎🎙️

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler tackle one of childhood's greatest mysteries: cleaning up after yourself. Why do kids stare at a mess they created as if they're waiting for a government agency to arrive and handle it? The guys conclude that most students believe if they wait long enough, an adult will eventually sigh and say, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”Next, they debate an important educational question: Is an orange juice spill treated the same as a urine spill? The answer may surprise you—or at least make you think twice before stepping in a mystery puddle.With the end of the school year approaching, the guys propose a bold new policy: parents should have to substitute teach on the last day of school. After three hours, most would be begging teachers to start summer vacation immediately.The episode also features two official Hurt Alerts™: one student managed to get an arm stuck in a fence, while another suffered the devastating injury of getting a sticker stuck in their finger. Somehow both incidents received roughly the same level of emergency response.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discuss the many hazards of field trips, proving that no matter how carefully you plan, someone will trip over absolutely nothing and require an ice pack.With only two weeks left in the school year, the guys also face a true educational crisis: they're completely out of tissues. Allergy season is raging, noses are running, and students are learning the valuable life skill of "find another classroom."Then things take a turn when they imagine the blockbuster sequel nobody asked for: Snakes on a Playground. The slides are occupied. The monkey bars are compromised. And somewhere, Samuel L. Jackson is already yelling.Next, listeners get a visit from Dr. Choey Tribbiani, Dream Doctor, who interprets dreams with the confidence of a trained professional and the accuracy of a guy making things up on the spot. According to Choey, dreaming about a giant chicken means you're either destined for greatness or hungry for nuggets.Finally, the guys wrap up with their completely unreliable Trip Advisor guide to the Netherlands and Ireland, offering travel tips that are equal parts educational, questionable, and guaranteed to get you lost at least once. 

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler investigate one of education’s greatest mysteries: why kids suddenly discover they have to use the bathroom the exact moment a test is handed out. Never before. Never after. Always during directions.Then comes the legendary Jandler Pie-in-the-Face Challenge, where dignity is lost, whipped cream goes airborne, and Choey enjoys the entire thing way too much.The guys also flip through Jandler’s photo album of the week, featuring blurry pictures, questionable memories, and at least one image that looks like it was taken during a tornado.Finally, they wrap up with a panel discussion about why principals make so many “roster changes” every year — sorry, grade-level changes. Is it strategy? Staffing needs? Chaos? Nobody really knows, but Choey suggests administrators spin a giant wheel in the office every spring and just see where teachers land.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick things off by mourning the sudden disappearance of previously unblocked websites—because nothing hurts more than losing access to a site you just discovered five minutes ago.Jandler then tells the heroic tale of how he single-handedly got Field Day rescheduled, a move so powerful it may qualify as educational leadership… or mild chaos, depending on who you ask.Next, the guys dive into an all-time classroom moment:“What did you learn in social studies?”“…What’s that???”Followed immediately by Jandler’s calm, reasonable response:“Am I speaking English? You have two choices.”(Neither of which the student picked.)They also attempt to “sit for story time,” which quickly turns into 3% listening and 97% wiggling, whispering, and someone asking to go to the bathroom mid-sentence.Finally, they wrap it up with a round of Jokin’ With Janz, where the questions are questionable, the answers are worse, and somehow everyone leaves more confused than when they started.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler uncover a shocking truth: Nerds are NOT an appropriate snack for school—mainly because they spill everywhere and instantly turn your classroom into a sugary crime scene.Things only get weirder when a kid’s shoe somehow ends up on the roof, leading to zero answers, multiple theories, and one conclusion: children are capable of things science cannot explain.Next, the guys break down a classic school moment—one student gets mad at someone… and then kicks a completely different kid. Choey calls it “misdirected anger,” Jandler calls it “impressive confusion.”In a “Teachable Moment,” they explain how kids behave during fire drills: half take it seriously, half think it’s a field trip, and at least one kid asks if they can bring their Chromebook.The episode wraps with “What’s Chappin’, Choey,” where Choey delivers his usual mix of wisdom, sarcasm, and life advice that somehow feels helpful and insulting at the same time.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler tackle the delicate art of talking to kids while they’re crying—which mostly involves nodding, guessing what’s wrong, and hoping the phrase “you’ll be okay” somehow fixes everything.They then dive into why spelling actually matters, after realizing that one wrong letter can turn a simple word into something wildly inappropriate (and immediately get a teacher in trouble).In a bold and questionable segment, Choey attempts to teach everyone about women, delivering a masterclass that is equal parts confidence, confusion, and Jandler repeatedly saying, “You sure about that?”Finally, the episode wraps with an educational (and chaotic) musical breakdown of Fiesta San Antonio—because nothing says learning like a song that somehow includes parades, medals, food, and at least one line that probably shouldn’t be sung in a classroom.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Jandler debuts his new belt like he’s walking a runway at Kohl’s, while Choey immediately roasts it for looking like “something a divorced magician would wear.”Then the guys discuss the shocking moment when Mr. Bing accidentally said a curse word in class. The students reacted like they had just witnessed a bank robbery, while Mr. Bing immediately entered the five stages of teacher panic.Next, one student proudly yelled, “I GOT 100% ON STAAR!” only to discover that “100%” meant they were 100% finished taking the test… not that they had suddenly become the Einstein of 4th grade. Another student somehow spent several minutes using a white crayon on white paper, creating what Choey called “the world’s least visible masterpiece.”The episode also features the debut of “Inebriated History of NIOSA,” where the guys drunkenly explain Night in Old San Antonio as if it were a combination of Fiesta, chaos, and poor life choices.Finally, they wrap things up with a Fiesta edition of “Jokin’ With Janz,” asking the important question: “What is Sarmen Can Diego eating?” Spoiler: nobody guesses correctly, but somehow the answer involves a chicken-on-a-stick, two funnel cakes, and mild regret.

Esta semana en *The Super Fun Time Happy Hour*, Choey y Jandler hacen un recuento de cuántos países están sintonizando el programa actualmente. A estas alturas, están bastante seguros de tener más oyentes internacionales que varios gobiernos reales.Luego, reviven la alegría de realizar el examen MAP de mitad de año con maestros sustitutos y clases desdobladas; porque nada favorece tanto la concentración académica como estar hacinado en otro salón de clases con 11 niños adicionales y un sustituto que no deja de llamar a todo el mundo «amiguito».Los chicos también celebran haber sobrevivido a la primera ronda de los exámenes estatales. El ánimo está por las nubes, los lápices están despuntados y, en algún lugar, un maestro sigue susurrando: «Por favor, dejen de hacer clic en sus Chromebooks».A continuación, ofrecen «útiles» consejos de viaje para visitar Baréin e Irak, demostrando una vez más que a ninguno de los dos deberían contratarlo jamás en una agencia de viajes. De algún modo, ambos países terminan sonando como lugares donde es indispensable llevar protector solar, aperitivos y un plan de escape.Para finalizar, cierran con una lección didáctica sobre los apodos de los estudiantes: el hecho de que sea gracioso no significa que debas permitir que llamen a un niño «Uña del pie», «Nugget de pollo» o «El evasor de impuestos» durante el resto del año escolar.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler check in on how many countries are now listening to the show. At this point, they’re pretty sure they have more international listeners than several actual governments.Then they relive the joy of taking the middle-of-the-year MAP test with substitute teachers and split classes — because nothing helps academic focus like being crammed into another classroom with 11 extra kids and a sub who keeps calling everyone “buddy.”The guys also celebrate surviving Round 1 of state testing. Spirits are high, pencils are dull, and somewhere a teacher is still whispering, “Please stop clicking your Chromebook.”Next, they offer “helpful” travel tips for Bahrain and Iraq, proving once again that neither of them should ever be hired by a travel agency. Somehow both countries end up sounding like they require sunscreen, snacks, and an escape plan.Finally, they wrap up with a teachable moment about student nicknames: just because it’s funny does not mean you should let a kid be called “Toenail,” “Chicken Nugget,” or “The Tax Evader” for the rest of the school year.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler once again begin with a totally subtle, not-at-all desperate reminder to GET OUT AND VOTE for them in the Webbys. Then they celebrate the show’s latest stream and download numbers from the last two weeks and check how many U.S. states are listening. At this point, they’re basically one state away from legally qualifying as a minor natural disaster.Jandler then shares the story of having a substitute… which immediately led to a fight, because apparently children see “substitute teacher” and think, “Excellent. Time for chaos.”The guys also discuss the revolutionary idea of just handing students cheese every time they whine. Forgot your pencil? Cheese. Too hot outside? Cheese. “He looked at me weird”? Believe it or not: cheese. Choey insists it won’t solve anything, but at least everyone will be complaining with a snack.The episode ends on a positive note with a classic edition of “What's Chappin’ Choey,” where Choey somehow manages to be inspirational, sarcastic, and mildly threatening all at the same time.

 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler once again shamelessly beg for Webby votes because apparently “award-winning podcast” sounds better than “two idiots with microphones.” So seriously… GET OUT AND VOTE.The guys then break down the greatest PE fail of all time: a kid attempted a 360 “air dunk” and immediately slammed into the wall. Choey calls it “the closest our school has ever come to SportsCenter.”They also realize their giant mess of cords is basically a fire hazard waiting to happen. Jandler says it’s “organized chaos.” Choey says it looks like “an electrician lost a fight with spaghetti.”In “Ask a Principal,” they discuss the outrage after making kids walk at recess. Apparently making children move slower than a sugar-fueled gazelle is now controversial.Finally, they judge the Smarch Madness Final Four and crown a champion, leaving behind controversy, hurt feelings, and at least one bracket-related grudge.

 Choey & Jandler’s Super Fun Time Happy Hour — Quick Episode RecapThis week the guys launch a full-court press for Webby votes, because nothing says credibility like aggressively begging the internet.They celebrate reaching listeners in 45 countries by debuting a chaotic new global “cheers” song that sounds like a World Cup chant after happy hour.Jandler also translates the episode into Spanish… only for the program to give him a deep Barry-White voice, turning basic announcements into late-night romance radio.Meanwhile, real panic hits when the class hamster escapes and is now loose in Jandler’s house, prompting live-on-air search chaos and Choey offering wildly useless survival tips.The episode wraps with Choey analyzing Jandler’s weird dream like a bargain-bin therapist and both of them ruthlessly judging the Smarch Madness Elite 8, proving once again that brackets — and dignity — are optional.

Choey y Jandler «hablan» español en este episodio.Nos acompaña G para hablar sobre el «Día de las Orejeras» y un «código marrón» en el patio de recreo, aprender una nueva «palabra del día» y completar la segunda ronda del *Smarch Madness*.

We are joined by G to talk "Earmuff Day", a "code brown" on the playground, learn a new word of the day, and complete Round 2 of Smarch Madness.

We're back! We catch up on headlines, listen to Choey talk about "G.I. Jane", and have White Gandalf help us with Round 1 of Smarch Madness 2026.

This episode talks about World Pokemon day, how crazy days are when subs are there, and leads into the rerun of our "Reading Rainbow" book of the year!

White Gandalf joins me to introduce this rerun and rate S.N.A.R.K. TV: We discuss Arabic numerals in school, how to get items out of a tree, new teacher vocabulary, and hear a long lost speech from George Washington.

We talk water spills, the hamster and the fire drill, kids whining about free time, and congratulate Bossman! We also preview S.N.A.R.K. TV and scare teachers with "Friday the 13th"

Rerun: We discuss classroom management, sharpening pencils, ask why teachers are leaving, and have Dr. Cho analyze dreams.

We discuss "snow days in Texas", how pencil sharpeners die, Jandler's klutziness, delivery people that suck at math, and listen to Choey gripe! Oh...and listen to a clip from S.N.A.R.K. TV.

We listen to our thank you song to the Webby Judges, discuss how a cat sent a school into lockdown, Choey explains "the deal" with accounting, and we take a trip to Hungary. Please stay tuned for a sneek peak of S.N.A.R.K. TV