The Price of Victory

Sound Bites"I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only""I like being more of a generalist""I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate""Yeah, there's a lot of celebrity deaths. Yeah, fourth. And you know what? Somebody you didn't even suspect, somebody young relatively speaking. Yeah.""Oh yeah. Well I liked her and she had a little bit part in Annie Hall too that I liked. She played a kind of a vacuous model that Woody Allen was dating and I thought she was good in""Yeah, she's like, yeah, right the wolf Yeah""Those girls know that they're addicted to something, you know. They know they're getting shot up with heroin or whatever. You know, they're not getting heroin slipped into their diet Pepsi's and that's why they're acting so crazy.""Some of the happiest memories of my life were when I had little prescriptions of Vicodin.""Best Thanksgiving of my life. I was alone. I just had my meniscus surgery and I had this little prescription of Vicodin.""I just hide them in the back of the shelf so they can't see them.""It's not the thrill of stealing it, but I want that towel.""Sure man, yeah, fine, fine, if you want that, fine.""There's victory then there's the appearance of victory""The fact that you have to now worry about the feelings of your wife, it kind of sucks all the joy out of playing a game""The objective is to get your dick wet" ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★