The Purple Seltzer Has No Flavor and Neither Does This Government

from Two Dicks in a Bar · host Jesse Walcutt, Ed, Mike, & Nate

A rant about a watermelon vodka switch and a mystery seltzer that’s just labeled “purple” somehow spirals into Fed policy, Trump’s Epstein birthday card, and a UN vote where America got left standing alone with Iran and North Korea. Also: karaoke, a snowball joke nobody fully commits to, and a passionate defense of pizza crust quality.

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