The Reality of Office Life and the Recurring Turdosaurus.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the big question: What would we rather do than go to work on a Monday? Spoiler alert: literally anything.Chloe is officially done with corporate life and has regressed to eating easy chewable baby snacks because adulting is overrated. We dove into our lengthy career paths of bar work, graduate schemes, and living the millennial 9-5 lie that promised fulfilment but delivered Excel spreadsheets and existential dread.Lady M casually drops that she became a deputy manager of a 5-star hotel at 18 that had a dead person in the attic. Moving on. No fucks given by teenage management climbing that ladder.We discussed worst jobs, dream jobs, and then quick-fired "things we'd rather do than go to work on Monday." Chloe keeps it nice and airy: waxing her entire body, assembling IKEA furniture. Lady M goes full chaos: being dragged naked on a gravel road, getting hit by a car..., surviving in miserable pain. You know, standard preferences. So grab your baby snacks and reminisce on your own work fails while we question every life choice that led us here.Warning: Contains corporate burnout, hotel attic secrets, IKEA torture preferences, gravel road fantasies, and the mysterious recurring Turdosaurus that nobody asked about.