The Retrograde Rewrite & Sweet Self-Love

Mercury is officially back in its feels, which means the universe is about to force us all into the ultimate 'R-word' marathon: revising, rethinking, and resetting our entire lives. Fun, right?But instead of throwing a tantrum over missed emails, texts from your ex, or general cosmic chaos, we’re treating this retrograde like a mandatory pause button. Jenn pulls a custom tarot spread to see exactly where the universe is telling you to pump the brakes and course-correct. Once Jenn finishes setting us straight, Kupkake steps into the kitchen for another round of Cabinet Conjuring. She’s whipping up a sticky, sweet Honey Jar for Self-Love to help you actually tolerate—and maybe even romance—yourself while the planets act a fool.Grab your deck, grab your honey, and let’s figure out what the cards are forcing us to do now.Enjoying the cosmic chaos? Don't leave us hanging in retrograde limbo. Hit that follow button so you never miss an episode, and leave us a five-star review to let us know you love us (or to complain about what your cards told you to do). It helps other cosmic misfits find us!