The Skalde Family/Donatelli/Pittsburgh Penguins Alleged Situation -and-Other Things Nowhere Near as Heavy

Alright, so...I tried on this one because the subject warrants the utmost care and consideration.  I delved into the story reported by Rick Westhead on TSN.com concerning allegations made by Jarrod and Erin Skalde against Clark Donatelli and the Pittsburgh Penguins franchise concerning Donatelli's alleged (and pretty much obvious) sexual assault of Erin Skalde...and the potential subsequent cover up of the incident.  Here's a link to the story:  https://www.tsn.ca/pittsburgh-penguins-told-ahl-coach-to-stay-quiet-about-wife-s-sexual-assault-lawsuit-says-1.1561342  This is a sad, sensitive and greasy story.  If you'd rather not hear my take on the subject, you can skip to 30:39...where I talk about the NHL's new target start date for the season AND then we'll take a trip to Earth's moon as it appears in the Benderverse; where I'll select the next six pack you bring to the parking lot for pre and post game shenanigans.