The Thanksgiving Survival Guide:Low Expectations and Zero F***s | Ep. 38

Welcome to Menopod’s Thanksgiving Spectacular - the only holiday guide that actively recommends skipping out. Eliana has officially aged out of fucks, and Leora is hanging on by a therapist’s disclaimer. Together they cover everything from peanut-oil “oopsie” homicides to the annual “you look healthy” hate crime. Expect Ozempic interrogations, bathroom ball-checks (professionally! we swear!), emergency Chinese food, Date Deck discussions, and of course, Brown Friday: the Super Bowl of clogged toilets. If your expectations aren’t in hell yet, lower them. Your dysfunctional Thanksgiving starts here. 🦃🍗👉 Follow ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@MenOpodPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more midlife madness, menopause hacks and behind-the-scenes shenanigans🎧 Subscribe wherever you listen so you never miss the mess