The Thursday Night Tanked Show (5 white balls in his mouth, Episode 74)

Welcome to Episode 74 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “5 White Balls In His Mouth.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply questionable Thursday night livestream featuring broken YouTube magic, delayed chat-room chaos, voicemail etiquette lessons, AI insults, frogs in lettuce, body-cavity wine smuggling, and one extremely suspicious story about a man growing a new penis on his arm.The show begins with YouTube immediately deciding to be difficult, forcing the boys back into the old-fashioned live setup and throwing the chat room slightly out of sync. Naturally, this leads to several minutes of troubleshooting, mic adjustments, stinger confusion, and the usual reminder that somehow this operation has been happening since 2004 and still feels held together by duct tape, beer, and bad judgment.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 74 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🎙️ A much-needed Voicemail 101 class for callers📞 New voicemails from Skip Stone, iEllie, Uncle Hank, Craig Cross, and even Sydney the AI assistant⚖️ A possible cease and desist from Gary Cherone's alleged legal team🧠 Sydney the AI assistant delivering a brutal AI roast of the entire show📰 Weird news, fake news, and one fake story hiding in the mix🍆 A man who allegedly had a replacement penis grown on his arm🌱 Students accidentally eating dirt because somebody thought it looked like dessert🚗 A Knight Rider KITT replica getting a speeding ticket while sitting inside a museum🔥 A strongman pulling a car with his penis while on fire🍷 A woman accused of hiding stolen Chardonnay in a body cavity🛒 Fake Costco air being sold as an anxiety-reducing wellness product🚕 Waymo cars swarming an Atlanta cul-de-sac like confused robot bees🐸 A frog found inside a bag of lettuce🦷 A world record involving snapping toothpicks on a Disney cruise🔮 A Zoltar fortune-telling machine allegedly picking winning Powerball numbers🥡 A Wawa fight involving a sugar container🎁 Product of the Week: reusable plunger-shaped “Party Poopers”📞 A live phony phone call about finding a frog in a salad bag⛓️ A classic TNT locksmith phone call replay to close out the showThe official show title, chosen by the chat room after a battle with “Dick Arm,” is “5 White Balls In His Mouth.” Obviously.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense.Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, terrible decisions, and two grown men proving every week that technology was a mistake. 🍻