The Thursday Night Tanked Show (TNT)

Welcome to Episode 83 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “More Drunkier.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos stumble into another live Thursday disaster powered by missing Zoom backgrounds, Audio Hijack voice experiments, CamDeck video chaos, emergency slides, wine, peanuts, too many screens, and a title born from America’s drunkest counties.The show opens late because Mr. X is busy rebuilding his entire Zoom background library, testing strange voices, losing video files, and realizing once again that technology only works until the second the show goes live. Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer, Dr. Soos explains the show to any poor new listeners, and the boys immediately prove that nothing intelligent is going to happen.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🎥 Mr. X loses all his Zoom video backgrounds and has to rebuild the studio mid-panic🎙️ Audio Hijack voice experiments introduce playground Mark, Papa Jesus, and Chris Furlow-style chaos🧼 Mr. X finally finds his missing smoke stick after tearing through the garbage like a detective raccoon🖥️ CamDeck videos, emergency slides, moving backgrounds, Godzilla noise, blimps, trains, and bad file names all fight for control🥜 Dr. Soos runs on caffeine, peanuts, and eight screens🍷 Mr. X drinks wine again, which immediately becomes a management concern🗺️ Dr. Soos presents America’s drunkest counties and accidentally creates the title “More Drunkier”💬 Chat room / live crew includes FourOnes, Rachel Babbles, AppleGirl, iEllie, and the Telegram chaos crew🧠 Today in History covers Ford’s first car, Jackie Robinson, Detroit history, Hale-Bopp, and the typographer☎️ Voicemail count hits a dangerous low, but the few that arrive are fully unwell🎶 Michael McDonald from long ago calls about action figures📞 Rose calls live to apologize for skipping voicemail duty, complain about Paul, discuss boner-pill aftermath, and officially declare “Rose out”🐻 Nigel from the UK zoo reports on the return of the cussing bears🦝 Jimothy the Seattle raccoon enters the TNT universe through voicemail and news coverage🍟 A McDonald’s hot fries lawsuit gives Dr. Soos flashbacks to his fast-food days📱 A Verizon burglary goes sideways when the burglar’s own truck gets stolen🦝 A Kentucky raccoon allegedly gets revived after a peach-moonshine dumpster incident🐜 A fancy restaurant gets in trouble for serving ants on dessert✈️ The Supreme Court beer-plane story becomes Smokey and the Bandit, but in Alaska🧊 Japan unveils a human refrigerator booth for extreme summer heat🥞 A hotel “complimentary breakfast preview” turns out to be photos of food🍃 Leaf blower quiet hours become a neighborhood emotional-support issue🗑️ Taylor Swift garbage allegedly becomes collectible memorabilia🚲 Buffalo’s naked bike ride runs into community chaos🎵 The boys debate whether the show needs background music and immediately prove it absolutely does not⛳ Product of the Week includes a Michael McDonald action figure and toilet golf🗳️ The Telegram poll chooses “More Drunkier” as the official Episode 83 title🧻 Fake story voting happens, but no spoilers here📞 Phony phone calls are moved toward the after-show, because even TNT occasionally learns something

Welcome to Episode 82 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Frier Fighters.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return from the bottom of the ocean — sort of — for another Thursday night disaster featuring TNT mermaids, broken green screens, Zoom masks, CamDeck chaos, SoundDeck testing, wine mixed with lemonade, diarrhea panic, wildfire smoke, Saharan dust, and enough software bugs to make every Apple developer question their life choices.The show opens with the TNT theme, Jimmy Mack’s upgraded opening prayer with music, and immediate confusion as Dr. Soos is still stuck with the wrong episode background. Mr. X unveils the Episode 82 underwater/glass-bottom-boat setup, Dr. Soos remains trapped on the train, and the whole thing turns into a live tech-support aquarium fire.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer with dramatic music🌊 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT Aquarium / glass-bottom-boat universe🚂 Dr. Soos is still trapped on last week’s train background with Vinnie Bobberino blocking the wrong episode number🎭 Zoom effects spiral out of control with mustaches, masks, cats, raccoons, glasses, lip color, and fake COVID gear🍷 Mr. X drinks wine mixed with lemonade and immediately becomes a different species💻 CamDeck and SoundDeck continue being tested live, broken live, and fixed live🎛️ Sound effects return, including “A few moments later,” “Surprise,” The Undertaker, Taco Bell, and way too many buttons🏈 Dr. Soos shows off his fantasy football draft-board project🧓 Old TNT voices and memories return, including Tybee Guy, David Mink, Georgia Peach, Lisa May, Mason, and Mac and Chat history💩 Salad roulette, AQI, Canadian wildfire smoke, Saharan dust, and the diarrhea thing become part of the health desk💬 Chat room / live crew includes iEllie, AppleGirl, Rachel Babbles, FourOnes, Kevin, Cat Lady of Avalon, Dave Pogue/Polk, and the Telegram chaos crew🎵 Everyone gets their stingers played because recognition is apparently mandatory now🚢 Dr. Soos and AppleGirl try to recruit Mr. X for a Bermuda cruise🧠 Today in History returns with Washington DC, the first parking meter, Apollo 11, JFK Jr., Will Ferrell, Orville Redenbacher, Ginger Rogers, Stewart Copeland, and Ed Kowalczyk from Live🎸 “The Weezers,” “Cape Kennedy,” “Ginger Rossers,” “Conchris,” and “Super Exorbitant” all become title contenders☎️ Voicemail rules are re-explained: do a character, keep it short, and don’t just call in as your boring real self📞 Voicemails include fake Dave Pogue blog threats, Rose and Paul raccoon drama, Rodney entering the Rose universe, boner-pill reconciliation, and Rose needing an app to find her glasses🛝 A Connecticut man gets stuck in a children’s slide and needs firefighter rescue🚗 A Florida woman receives a highly questionable license plate🚽 A man gets trapped in a port-a-potty situation nobody wants to think about too long🥪 A man goes to prison after a cursed wall-and-sandwich incident🏥 A hospital stairwell shortcut turns into a locked-door nightmare🎶 Dr. Soos runs a Yacht Rock birth-month segment with Toto, Robbie Dupree, Kenny Loggins, Glen Campbell, the Eagles, Billy Joel, and Steely Dan🤖 A school district prepares to use a humanoid robot teacher🦜 Five foul-mouthed parrots terrorize a British zoo🎺 Australia attempts a world-record trombone ensemble for Travis🚴 Buffalo’s naked bike ride enters the news-story battlefield🧻 Fake story voting happens, but no spoilers here🌭 Product of the Week: BioSwiss Hot Dog Shaped Self-Adhesive Bandages🏆 “Frier Fighters” becomes the official Episode 82 title📞 No phony phone call this week — the show drives straight into the Telegram / Zoom after-party instead

Welcome to Episode 81 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “That’s What She Shed.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos turn TNT into a live tech demo disguised as a podcast. CamDeck, SoundDeck, StoryDeck, moving backgrounds, overlays, weather widgets, scrolling text, broken green screens, five screens, too many dongles, and one terrifying amount of CPU usage somehow survive the night.The show opens with the official TNT warning, Jimmy Mack’s prayer, and immediate panic when Dr. Soos realizes he still has the wrong episode number on-screen. From there, Episode 81 becomes a stress test of Mr. X’s software empire while Dr. Soos operates a control center that looks like NASA, RadioShack, and a basement divorce simulator had a baby.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🖥️ CamDeck gets its first real live-show workout🎛️ SoundDeck finally works after approximately seven thousand audio-routing crimes📚 StoryDeck continues carrying News of the Weird🔥 Mr. X and Dr. Soos test overlays, lower thirds, weather, images, scrolling text, and visual effects live on-air🧯 Dr. Soos runs five screens, two computers, hubs, wires, dongles, fans, Telegram, YouTube chat, and possibly a small power-grid violation🚂 Dr. Soos recaps his train trip through New York, Philadelphia, and Culpeper, including a four-hour nap on a station bench💬 The live crew includes iEllie, AppleGirl, FourOnes, Fireman17, Rachel Babbles, Kevin, and Grant🎂 Grant receives a deeply disturbing birthday song🧠 Today in History covers Catherine the Great, the Declaration of Independence, Zachary Taylor, Bill Haley, Donkey Kong, Mario, Kevin Nash, Tom Hanks, Courtney Love, Jack White, Fred Savage, and Bon Scott☎️ Voicemails include failed Frank impressions, vintage Michael McDonald, a song about Mr. X, Rose and Ethel chaos, Walgreens boner-pill confusion, Fourth of July warnings, and Bernie pretending to be Britney👴 Rose and Ethel continue proving they need their own spin-off✝️ AI Jesus enters the news cycle🚔 A Callahan, Florida standoff involves pistol-whipping, gunfire, and the phrase “deadly missiles”🗺️ Dr. Soos explores America’s strangest town names, including Ding Dong, Big Bottom, Boring, Jackpot, Pig, Chicken Bristle, Waterproof, and Ankle Scratch🤖 Mr. X introduces AI actor Tilly Norwood, his future digital wife👶 A woman posing as a child creates the deeply uncomfortable “baby lady” story🛖 A backyard shed GPS disaster inspires the title “That’s What She Shed”🦝 Raccoons allegedly put homeowners on notice🍑 A Florida woman denies ownership of cocaine that allegedly fell from her butt during jail intake👁️ A twitching-eye superstition leads to a detached-retina story🍟 McDonald’s tests AI drive-thru ordering that may soon know your usual better than your family🏚️ A marital dispute allegedly ends with a man using an excavator against his own house🐿️ A rogue squirrel invades a Meta office in Bangkok✈️ The world’s largest paper airplane creates total measurement confusion🔥 An Indiana man cutting off and burning his own penis becomes the darkest story of the week🧻 Product of the Week: Charmin Ultra Soft Forever Roll Starter Kit💸 Mr. X correctly guesses the $24.99 price like a toilet-paper economist🏀 A Goodwill Lakers jacket find may become a massive auction payday🗳️ The chat votes “That’s What She Shed” as the official Episode 81 title📞 The phony phone call returns with Dr. Soos calling Walmart Pharmacy about prescription toilet paper, Forever Rolls, tea tree oil, Taco Bell consequences, and Wilford Milford🔋 The show ends when Dr. Soos’ laptop battery starts dying, which may be the most merciful ending possibleAlso featured: live software debugging, RSS-feed arguments, green-screen disasters, fake-story voting, squirrel overlays, Vinnie Barbarino appearances, CamTwist nostalgia, and shout-button demands.

Welcome to Episode 80 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Genital Reveal Party.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos break the sacred Thursday schedule for a one-time Wednesday night train wreck — literally. Both hosts roll in with moving train backgrounds, a Wednesday-themed studio gag, broken audio, basement fan noise, and the immediate feeling that the calendar itself is angry.The show opens with Jimmy Mack’s official TNT prayer, a reminder that this is still somehow Episode 80, and Dr. Soos explaining his upcoming train trip while Mr. X tries to understand why anyone would choose rails over just staying home forever. From there, the whole thing turns into a Zoom circus with surprise guests, old callbacks, voicemails, fake story chaos, and a title that nobody can say correctly without making it worse.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🚂 A one-time-only Wednesday night episode with full train-background nonsense🖱️ Mr. X starts the night at war with his mousepad🌬️ Dr. Soos tests a personal air conditioner that sounds like an airplane bathroom🎭 Zeffry joins live and becomes the first real Zoom guest chaos multiplier👑 iEllie joins live from Mississippi and immediately upgrades the show’s management structure🔥 The Wednesday night curse knocks Dr. Soos offline mid-show during thunderstorms in New York📺 Ustream, JTV, CamTwist, old video archives, and lost TNT history all get dragged back into court💬 Chat room / live crew includes iEllie, Zeffry Soucy, AppleGirl, and Fireman17🧠 Dr. Soos brings back Today in History, including Canada Day, ZIP codes, the Tour de France, Gettysburg, American Zoo Day, and Blink-182 Day🎵 Blink-182 becomes “Mark’s penis is a small thing,” because the show always degrades into junior high school☎️ Voicemails include iEllie demanding Wednesday Night Tanked merch, Rose giving TLC/THC plant tips, Bernie warning everyone about Fourth of July fingers, Frank Pogue launching “Pogue That,” and Christopher Cross threatening legal action⚖️ The Michael McDonald / Christopher Cross / Craig Cross legal universe somehow keeps expanding🐝 A truck spills millions of bees into a Texas neighborhood💩 Noah Kahan allegedly has to remind concert fans not to poop near the stage🦠 A CDC diarrhea outbreak turns into fruit-and-vegetable panic🐖 Zeffry attempts his first guest story about a political prize hog and brings the show to a screeching halt🌸 Scammers sell fake AI-generated flower seeds to people who think cat-shaped plants are real🚗 A loaner car, dealership balloons, and confused drivers enter the news story battlefield🦁 A loose giraffe story wanders into the mess🐦 Bright blue pigeons, a gender reveal party, and the birth of “Genital Reveal Party” as the show name📱 Product of the Week: Commodore’s Callback 8020 smart flip phone🐔 The day-one discount code “CHICKENLIPS” becomes way too real🐱 Bonus Product of the Week: Motivational Swearing Cats coloring book🖍️ AppleGirl apparently buys the coloring book before the show even ends🗳️ The chat room locks in “Genital Reveal Party” as the official Episode 80 title📞 No phony phone call this week, because Wednesday already did enough damageThis episode also features old-school TNT memory archaeology, train turbulence, smart glasses, missing shirts, laundry night, Mississippi daylight confusion, Dr. Soos on a phone, Fireman17 arriving just in time, and the terrifying discovery that a Wednesday episode may be too unstable even for TNT.The crew devolves into a real-life TNT After Dark Zoom call and draws on the whiteboard for 30 minutes of complete nonsense and mayhem.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, fake story voting, alcohol, bad technology, surprise guests, internet disasters, and two grown men proving every week that even one schedule change can summon demons. 🍻

Welcome to Episode 79 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Hot Fat Beef Drippings.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another elegant disaster of a livestream featuring thunderstorms, broken tech, fake stories, real stories that sound fake, chat-room nonsense, questionable food science, and the phrase “hot fat beef drippings” somehow becoming the official title of an episode. Civilization had a nice run.The show kicks off with pre-show Zoom chaos, audio tweaking, Codex experiments, green screen madness, and Mr. X nearly getting taken out by a Florida thunderstorm while Dr. Soos tries to figure out why his microphone sounds like it’s possessed. From there, the boys roll into Episode 79 with the Jimmy Mack opening prayer, live chat chaos, Telegram updates, and the announcement that the next show may happen on Wednesday because apparently even the schedule is drunk.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack opens the show with the official TNT prayer🌩️ Mr. X battles a Florida thunderstorm mid-broadcast🖥️ Codex, Zoom, audio settings, and more tech nonsense than any show should survive🚀 New Episode 79 animated Zoom backgrounds💬 TNT Telegram chat, website updates, and phony phone call suggestion forms📅 A possible one-time Wednesday Night Tanked experiment🏳️‍🌈 Dr. Soos delivers another “Today in History” segment🎵 Michael Jackson, Anne Frank, Virginia, Global Beatles Day, and National Catfish Day all somehow get dragged into this mess🦀 Mr. X explains his oddly specific seafood rules📞 Voicemails from Michael McDonald, Bernie Sanders, Zephyr, Donnie Donahue, Rose, Bartholomew McKinley, and more🏀 Zephyr debuts an NBA player date-night impression🧍 Rodney returns with an Ozempic/Ant-Man line that actually lands🍌 A banana-shaped car gets pulled over in Montana🍞 Scientists make sourdough bread using yeast from a 5,000-year-old mummy🍦 Extremely cursed British ice cream flavors enter the chat🥩 The birth of “Hot Fat Beef Drippings”🥗 TSA warns travelers about packing too much ranch dressing🥤 Mug Root Beer teams up with Yung Gravy, because society is clearly running out of ideas🌴 Florida man becomes a neighborhood weather source for all the wrong reasons🏓 A pickleball match in St. Augustine turns into a felony situation🐱 A litter box camera becomes the worst relationship detective ever🦝 A raccoon story with a very committed special guest🥪 Oklahoma Arby’s gets dragged into the weird news pile🎶 The longest-titled number one song in Billboard history gets tortured live⛳ Product of the Week: toilet golf🤖 Bonus Product of the Week: CrankGPT, the hand-cranked AI nobody asked for📞 A phony phone call attempt asking Arby’s about hot fat beef drippings ice cream🗳️ The chat room officially chooses “Hot Fat Beef Drippings” as the episode titleAs always, the boys also play the fake story game — but no spoilers here. Listen along and see if you can spot the nonsense hiding inside the nonsense. Good luck, detective. You’ll need a flashlight and probably a drink.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense.Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, fake stories, real stories that should be fake, and two grown men proving every week that the internet was a mistake worth making. 🍻

Welcome to Episode 78 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Little Kansas Dick.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another finely aged technology disaster powered by Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, weak THC drinks, repair glasses, exploding server rooms, shirt-changing trauma, voicemail insanity, and one Kansas pizza monologue that instantly becomes TNT history.The show opens with the usual ritual: technical confusion, the theme song, the official TNT warning, and Jimmy Mack delivering the opening prayer. Dr. Soos debuts his terrifying computer repair glasses, Mr. X once again struggles not to call the show Tuesday Night Tanked, and the chat room immediately resumes its role as TNT’s hostile executive board.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 78 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer👓 Dr. Soos wears his high-tech computer repair glasses way too long🤖 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT server room with robot ladies and constant explosions🍒 Mr. X upgrades to Big Boy Beer: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat🥤 Dr. Soos investigates a suspiciously weak THC drink📉 TNT checks the podcast and YouTube numbers and regrets it immediately🛍️ The brand-new TNT merch store gets promoted👕 The hand-drawn TNT caricature shirt gets its big moment🚨 Dr. Soos changes shirts live and nearly breaks the internet💬 The TNT Telegram chat becomes the official 24/7 chaos chamber📼 The new TNT voicemail archive is now live on the website☎️ The voicemail number returns: 904-516-0045🧠 Voicemail 101 returns because callers are still fighting their phones🌎 Jimmy Lindenstein delivers questionable World Cup coverage from Sydney🥃 Nikolai Magomedov makes a strange alcohol-business proposal🤖 A brutal AI-style voicemail reviews the show and calls the boys beautiful bastards☎️ Rose tries to make a hotel reservation through the voicemail line🎶 Michael McDonald briefly resurfaces👑 iEllie calls to demand an on-time show with no AI slop🏍️ Macho Man Randy Savage calls from a motorcycle and threatens future wrestling violence🍕 Long Rod Wiley Rodney from Kansas delivers the greatest leftover party pizza recipe ever recorded🧄 Garlic powder, garlic olive oil, Italian seasoning, hot honey, and Kansas confidence become show canon🧓 Bernie Sanders returns with more legal confusion🎤 David Lee Roth and Axl Rose return to the TNT voicemail universe🧊 Mr. X freezes again, because internet failure is now a recurring cast member📰 News of the Weird finally begins roughly 40 minutes into the show🍺 A Florida DUI story involves an alarming number of White Claw cans🐶 A gaming PC allegedly saves someone from a bullet fired by a neighbor’s dog🐱 A school lockdown involves a possible mountain lion situation🍗 A rotisserie chicken return attempt enters the Tractor Supply universe🚽 A bidet-related toilet mishap goes horribly wrong🌧️ Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark attraction deals with rain damage🥪 A McDonald’s Sausage McMuffin lawsuit gets violently summarized🌭 A German man builds the world’s largest LEGO sausage🐈 A cat wanders onto a Romeo and Juliet stage and steals the entire play🥩 Product of the Week: Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Meat Exotic Snack Sticks🦘 Kangaroo, elk, wild boar, ostrich, alligator, venison, and other questionable stick meats enter the chat🧴 Bonus Product of the Week: Vacation Classic Sunscreen Whip, which looks dangerously like whipped cream🗳️ The chat room votes on the official show title🏆 “Little Kansas Dick” becomes the official Episode 78 title📞 The phony phone call segment collapses into Phony Phone Call 101🎧 The show closes with vintage TNT clips, including the legendary Goatee Saver and Meet the Feekers meltdown

Welcome to Episode 77 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Blur Jay.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another precision-engineered disaster powered by Pabst Light, a working Story Deck, blurry bird photography, fake legal threats, broken pronunciation, and a phony phone call that turns a pizza restaurant into a Canadian baseball crisis center.The show opens with the rarest TNT event of all: most things actually work. Jimmy Mack delivers the opening prayer, Kevin enters the chat, AppleGirl checks in from a train, and Mr. X unveils a new TNT server-room background full of bald robot women and infrastructure fires.This episode includes:🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🔥 Story Deck works, which is immediately suspicious🤖 Mr. X broadcasts from the TNT server room🚂 AppleGirl joins from a train🐦 Dr. Soos introduces the blurry bird feeder legend known as the Blur Jay🎤 A trivia host may have pulled a Gary Cherone question straight from TNT lore⚖️ The Gary Cherone legal universe continues to haunt the show🏀 Mr. X becomes a basketball expert after watching roughly two games🚩 “Flagrant foul” mutates into “fragrant flower”🏒 The Golden Knights confuse everyone (though Mr. X was an actual Golden Knight in college)🍺 Tonight’s episode is unofficially brought to you by Pabst Light📞 Voicemails include Rose, Nick DiBiase, Donnie Donahue, and multiple phone-usage crimes🧓 Bernie Sanders forgets his legal demands and reads his grocery list instead⚖️ Craig Cross calls live, attacks the Bernie impression, blames another secretary, and reveals Gary Cherone’s demands🐸 Bernie is accused of sounding like Kermit the Frog🐦 Gary allegedly wants a carrier pigeon named Cletus and possibly a Blur Jay💪 Craig Cross turns out to be Arnold the whole time🍆 Dr. Soos covers a medical story about a rare triple penis🎶 “Detachable Penis” by King Missile becomes briefly relevant, because TNT is educational🏀 A high school yearbook quote allegedly predicts “Knicks in 6” for the 2026 NBA Finals🧾 A man's last name "Pfeufer" becomes “Fafoofer”🍟 A Frenchman crashes into Sydney’s Archibald Fountain while eating McDonald’s🧌 A Florida tricycle suspect allegedly steals lawn gnomes🏐 A man may or may not accidentally join a cult after misreading an adult kickball flyer📚 Professional wrestling invades public libraries🐱 The world’s richest cat leads to French tax confusion and “Prostate Court”🪑 A Florida parking-space furniture dispute enters the scene🐢 A turtle survives buried under a house for ten years💩 NASA tests turning astronaut poop into plant food🌕 The moon may someday run on recycled urine and the worst salad bar in the solar system🩲 Product of the Week: Tidy Whities microfiber glasses cloths🍟 Bonus Product: a car french fry and sauce holder Mr. X immediately needs🥫 The legendary Amazon can opener disaster returns🚗 Dr. Soos revisits his Florida rental car failure📞 Live Phony phone call: Dr. Soos asks a pizza restaurant about watching the Toronto Blur Jays play the Oreos. Notable: Baseball, DVRs, Canadian relatives, hard liquor, sombreros, and street fighting🏇 Dr. Soos attempts a horse-racing announcer voice for the show title poll🗳️ The chat room chooses “Blur Jay” as the official title🎂 Kevin receives a deeply uncomfortable TNT birthday performanceOfficial site:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/Watch live:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/watchContact:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/contactFax:https://thursdaynighttanked.com/faxYouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@thursdaynighttankedSpotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6RKI2NMStk5K6NMyEZIdvM?si=RYrWmNRUT2GjrJtpudPvmwApple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-thursday-night-tanked-show-tnt/id1894093990Reddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/thursdaynighttanked/

Welcome to Episode 76 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “He’s Fronzen.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply stable broadcast powered by beer, panic, Firebase quotas, broken buttons, surprise guests, paper cue cards, and the kind of technical failure that makes you wonder if the internet itself was trying to resign.The show opens with a full-blown pre-show crisis as Story Deck disappears minutes before going live, Google/Firebase starts screaming about quotas, the website breaks, the banner dies, the call-in tools become questionable, and Mr. X tries to vibe-code his way out of a hostage situation with ten minutes to air. Somehow, the show goes live anyway, because “professionalism” was never invited.This episode also features ApplGirl becoming the first accidental in-studio TNT guest, wearing headphones over headphones, bouncing into camera range, assisting with cue cards, and somehow becoming more technically useful than Zoom, Firebase, and half the website combined.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense. Leave a voicemail 24/7. Send a fax. Send a telegram. Send something legally defensible.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, technical disasters, paper signs, legal threats, and two grown men proving every week that “going live” is less of a plan and more of a medical event. 🍻

Welcome to Episode 75 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “A Finger Up The Butt.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply professional broadcast held together by beer, broken technology, questionable medical advice, and the kind of chat-room chaos that should probably require liability insurance.The show opens with the usual technical ballet: live stream setup confusion, multiple theme songs, a surprise opening prayer from Jimmy Mack, and the immediate realization that nobody involved should be trusted with buttons. From there, the boys celebrate Episode 75, explain the show for new listeners, welcome the live chat, and acknowledge the official TNT donation breakthrough — making iEllie the unofficial CEO of this whole disaster.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 75 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🙏 Jimmy Mack delivers the official TNT opening prayer🦌 The pre-show birth of “Deer Ate My Bush”🔥 Dr. Soos broadcasts from inside a rotisserie meat chamber🚀 Mr. X floats around in space like a drunk NASA intern💰 TNT gets its first official donation👑 iEllie becomes the unofficial CEO of TNT Industries📞 More voicemail chaos, including Shake Shack confusion, frog callbacks, Uncle Hank, Craig Cross, and legal threats from the Gary Cherone universe🦘 A real trampolines.com commercial that somehow sounds like TNT wrote it📰 Weird news, fake news, and the weekly hunt for the fake story🐻 A bear ringing a New Jersey doorbell❤️ A patient’s irregular heartbeat allegedly fixed by a finger in a very specific place🚒 A fire department catching fire in Menands, New York🦉 Hooters attempting to become more “family friendly,” which sounds illegal in several emotional jurisdictions🍕 Pizza Hut Classic bringing back red cups, booths, lamps, arcade games, and childhood nostalgia🎸 Robert Fripp asking the important hospital question: why were his balls shaved?🐶 A dog mood app that may or may not understand dogs better than people🔫 A dog accidentally shooting a woman with a shotgun in Nebraska👁️ A man living with a wooden branch stuck in his eye socket for over a year🤖 An AI startup allegedly paying people $2,000 a month to test guided masturbation🚜 Michigan seniors celebrating Tractor Day at Airport High School🥃 Product of the Week: the ankle monitor flask🥒 Bonus Product of the Week: the yodelling pickle🤖 YouTube AI completely melting down while trying to pronounce WWE🗳️ The chat room choosing “A Finger Up The Butt” as the official show titleThis episode also features no live phony phone call, because even TNT has limits. Not moral limits. Just planning limits.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense. Leave a voicemail 24/7 (find the number on the website).Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, bad decisions, and two grown men proving every week that the internet was not ready for them. 🍻

Welcome to Episode 74 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “5 White Balls In His Mouth.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another deeply questionable Thursday night livestream featuring broken YouTube magic, delayed chat-room chaos, voicemail etiquette lessons, AI insults, frogs in lettuce, body-cavity wine smuggling, and one extremely suspicious story about a man growing a new penis on his arm.The show begins with YouTube immediately deciding to be difficult, forcing the boys back into the old-fashioned live setup and throwing the chat room slightly out of sync. Naturally, this leads to several minutes of troubleshooting, mic adjustments, stinger confusion, and the usual reminder that somehow this operation has been happening since 2004 and still feels held together by duct tape, beer, and bad judgment.This episode includes:🍺 Episode 74 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show🎙️ A much-needed Voicemail 101 class for callers📞 New voicemails from Skip Stone, iEllie, Uncle Hank, Craig Cross, and even Sydney the AI assistant⚖️ A possible cease and desist from Gary Cherone's alleged legal team🧠 Sydney the AI assistant delivering a brutal AI roast of the entire show📰 Weird news, fake news, and one fake story hiding in the mix🍆 A man who allegedly had a replacement penis grown on his arm🌱 Students accidentally eating dirt because somebody thought it looked like dessert🚗 A Knight Rider KITT replica getting a speeding ticket while sitting inside a museum🔥 A strongman pulling a car with his penis while on fire🍷 A woman accused of hiding stolen Chardonnay in a body cavity🛒 Fake Costco air being sold as an anxiety-reducing wellness product🚕 Waymo cars swarming an Atlanta cul-de-sac like confused robot bees🐸 A frog found inside a bag of lettuce🦷 A world record involving snapping toothpicks on a Disney cruise🔮 A Zoltar fortune-telling machine allegedly picking winning Powerball numbers🥡 A Wawa fight involving a sugar container🎁 Product of the Week: reusable plunger-shaped “Party Poopers”📞 A live phony phone call about finding a frog in a salad bag⛓️ A classic TNT locksmith phone call replay to close out the showThe official show title, chosen by the chat room after a battle with “Dick Arm,” is “5 White Balls In His Mouth.” Obviously.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense.Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, terrible decisions, and two grown men proving every week that technology was a mistake. 🍻

Welcome to Episode 73 of The Thursday Night Tanked Show: “Put It In Your Mouth.” 🍺🎙️This week, Mr. X and Dr. Soos return for another beautifully unstable Thursday night livestream full of bad audio decisions, suspicious green screen technology, weird news, voicemail chaos, and at least one product that raises serious questions about where society went wrong.The show kicks off with the usual technical excellence — meaning the intro gets botched, Audio Hijack causes trouble, and nobody is completely sure what is being heard, recorded, streamed, or yelled into the void. From there, the boys explain the current TNT setup, the move to 8PM Eastern on Thursday nights, the live chat, the voicemail line, and the ongoing quest to turn this reboot into something resembling a show.This episode includes:🍺 The new Thursday 8PM Eastern live show schedule🎙️ Voicemails from Bernie Sanders, Arnold, Frank, Babs, Frank Pogue, and Skip Stone🎳 The birth of the legendary phrase “Gutter Gaggers”📚 A bookstore with no books and a very overdue library return🤖 A robot passenger causing flight problems🐦 A runaway emu getting handcuffed in Florida🎈 A hot air balloon emergency landing in someone’s backyard🦓 A fake zebra that was actually a painted donkey🍭 The product of the week: a musical lollipop you hear through your teeth📞 A failed-but-glorious attempt at a live phony phone call🎧 Audio problems. So many audio problems.The official title, chosen by pure filth and questionable judgment, is “Put It In Your Mouth.” Naturally.Join us live every Thursday night starting at 8PM Eastern on YouTube Live.Call into the show live each Thursday starting at 8PM Eastern and become part of the nonsense.Visit the official TNT website:thursdaynighttanked.comJoin the TNT Reddit community:reddit.thursdaynighttanked.comAnd don’t forget to listen to The Thursday Night Tanked Show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.The Thursday Night Tanked Show — weird news, live comedy, voicemails, phony phone calls, alcohol, bad decisions, and two grown men still trying to figure out audio like it’s 2004. 🍻

Alright, let’s cut the fluff, tighten the screws, and make this thing actually convert on Spotify. Clean, punchy, no wasted oxygen:Welcome to The Thursday Night Tanked Show — a weekly live comedy podcast delivering outrageous stories, unfiltered conversations, and alcohol-fueled chaos with hosts Dr. Soos & The TNT Shark.Born in the early days of live streaming, TNT originally aired on Ustream — one of the first platforms to bring real-time audience interaction to the internet. Listeners didn’t just tune in… they jumped in, chatting live with the hosts and each other during the show.Each episode brings:• Wild, unscripted comedy with late-night energy• Live audience interaction during broadcasts• Classic TNT-style phony phone calls driven by the audience• Adult humor, strong language, and zero filtersThis show is strictly for adults. If you’re easily offended… yeah, keep scrolling.Before TNT, the hosts created the Macinchat Radio Show, one of the earliest internet-distributed audio shows focused on the Macintosh platform — before podcasting even existed.🔥 If you’re here for nostalgia, chaos, and raw, unfiltered comedy — welcome home.👉 Follow the show and catch us LIVE every Thursday night.

Thursday Night Tanked Show – Episode 71: Testicle Difficulties 🍺Mr. X and Dr. Soos are back with another unpredictable, no-filter live episode of the Thursday Night Tanked Show—and this one goes completely off the rails. From outrageous stories to classic TNT-style chaos, Episode 71 delivers exactly what longtime fans expect: laughs, live reactions, and moments you probably shouldn’t repeat in public.This episode dives into wild real-life situations, ridiculous hypotheticals, and the kind of off-the-cuff comedy that made TNT a cult favorite since the early days of live streaming. Expect spontaneous rants, unexpected tangents, and the kind of humor that only works when you’ve got a couple drinks in and zero rules.💬 Plus, the live chat brought the heat—fueling the conversation with ideas, reactions, and that signature Tanked Fam energy that helps shape the show in real time.Whether you’re a longtime listener or just discovering the madness, this episode is a perfect example of what makes Thursday Night Tanked a must-watch live podcast experience.👉 Watch live episodes every Thursday at 7PM EST:https://thursdaynighttanked.com#ThursdayNightTanked #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcast #TankedShow #MrX #DrSoos #YouTubeLive #PodcastComedy #UnfilteredComedy #LiveStreamShow

The Tuesday Night Tanked Show was a weekly live comedy podcast & talk show that featured the alcohol-fueled exploits of hosts Dr. Soos & The TNT Shark. The show was brodcast live every Tuesday night on Ustream.tv, which was one of the first live broadcast platforms well before Youtube or Facebook. The weekly listeners used to talk to the hosts live, and each other, in the TNT chatroom while the show was being recorded for podcast distribution. Each show would contain a live phony phone call which was suggested by the chatroom. The show is not for children and contains adult themes and language. Before this show, the 2 hosts were the creators of the 'Macinchat Radio Show,' which was a recorded audio show about the Macintosh platform distributed on the Internet before podcasting was invented.In 2026, these 2 fools decided to pick up after the last show 13 years ago with a live chatroom on YouTube. Join us each week on Thursday nights around 8PM live on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@thursdaynighttanked