The Toilet Paper Index

Hercule has an amazing way of looking at the American economy and how we should measure where it works best for us using it to navigate our finances.  He joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as well as Astrologer Bill who gives Hercule some basic dating advice.  Beatrice Bottomsides also chimes in with her fears including but not limited to how to escape being deported to El Salvador even if you are a law abiding American born citizen.  What is going on with the station mens room?  Have they gone totally Star Trek?